Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Rhino, May 30, 2019.
i never saw any nerds get physically bullied in all my years of school
I sure as hell was!
I'm the Dapper MF in the Bowtie.
This one I accept. Do I get to keep all 9 inches?
I have so much gangster street cred.
Well this no one doubts.... You actually may be the one person with street cred and straight A's in here
No. I didn’t do homework. Can’t have straight As without homework. Sadly.
Homework is for idiots. You know when you are a grown up and you apply for a job, can you guess how many chocolate frosted fucks they give about how you did at high school??
I'm glad I did awful at school. At that boring bullshit is worthless. You tell that cunt Pythagoras I said triangles are gay and useless.
My 3 yo was crying about not getting her way and it not being fair.
My 5 yo told "Life isn't fair, <name>. And the world is mean."
Sturgill Simpson lyrics, but 100% my dad and grandpa.
I had a 4th grade teacher who hated me for being dramatically more quick-witted than her. I'm not being boastful, it was just the situation.
She had these little 3" 'Garfield' notebooks prepared to show my parents at conference that were FULL of literally everything I did for a quarter, written in red ink. "2:17 - Turned around and talked to Mac after being told not to. 2:33 - talked after being told to be quiet"...craziness.
I'd told my dad that she was out to get me in trouble, and was out of her head.
"There's gonna be people like that over you in your life. You're just gonna have to figure out how to get through it."
I got my first C when I was in 6th grade, my mom made me take it and show it to my Grandpa.
He looked at it, looked me in the eye and said "The world needs ditch-diggers, too." and handed it back.
I remember being shamed by a teacher when I think I was maybe 8. He asked the class a question. Nobody raised a hand. Dummies. Then he got mad and points at me and asks me the question. I told him cows make milk or whatever the fuck he asked. He asked why I didn't raise my hand and I said I couldn't be bothered
He went on a tirade about why it's attitudes like mine that make his job pointless and if we aren't interested why should he be etc.
Was only 7-8 years old.
You should have asked him how many RAMs his phone had?
That fucken idiot wouldn't have even known. Tbh tho that guy was pretty cool in the end. It was in his class we had the spelling bee. He had to make another tier for me and this one other chick (who I should look up, not seen her a couple years) as we were beasts at it. Also the school had no funding pretty much so the teachers used to bring in thier own stuff to keep us Interested. I remember one day he showed up with some disarmed rifles and a hand grenade that was now a piggy bank.
The teacher before that had a fur fox that she had chopped the tail off, she didn't expose it to us until we got to a certain chapter of the fantastic Mr fox. (It was like the red wedding when she finished the chapter and returned with a fur fox with no tail around he neck) mic drop shit.
Really good school
I learned absolutely fuck all there. But I sure did enjoy it.
I hope he gave you a proper rearing.
You're completely ignoring society's role in how people grow up.
He was very mad. Like I said he figured me out eventually and I responded with that spelling bee shit where I never relented. My next teacher was very different and I imagine it's because he had been pre warned.
He shamed me too for picking on someone. I'll never forget that either.
Are you sure it’s not like three chocolate frosted fucks? Like. It could be three. I have a feeling.
It's always been two. Check my post history with a fucken lawyer present
I did, I was in pre-law in high school, so I’m pretty close to being a lawyer, even though I didn’t do my homework. You said none. So. You’re still wrong.
You know what. What’s the teacher’s name? I’m gonna tell him you’re still picking on people.
It was @Miesha's Taint back when he still had hair
That wasn’t that long ago.
Who do I believe? Too many answers.
At least they're not flossing.