Thread of top 5's!!
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They are my #6 for sure. I've never seen one in real life so I couldn't put it in my top 5. Take pics when you get one!!
@teamquestnorth 's Top 5 Worst Fight Predictions1. Masvidal over Iaquinta
2. Faber over Edgar
3. Mendes over McGregor
4. Barao over TJ (2nd fight)
5. OSP over Texeira
Top 5 shit my gf has said to me about cars:
5. Math aint her game
Me: If you're travelling at 50 miles an hour, how many miles can you go in an hour?
Her: ......... I don't know.....20?
4. That tiny little cap, keeps all that pressure in
Canofsticks! I LOST THE CAP ON THE TIRE'S AIR TUBE. MY TIRE IS GOING TO GO FLAT. I NEED A NEW ONE NOOOOOW!
3. Men control the lights
I thought there were men somewhere, sitting in a box, controlling the stop lights.
2. MPG is a formula lost on her
Her: I don't like when you drive my car. You make the mile per gallon drop to 12. I don't want my car getting 12 miles per gallon!
Me: yeah..but it's only 12 when I drive it, you're not getting 12 when you drive, you're probably at 16-17...
Her: that's not what my car says when I drive it.
Me: The mpg is a formula using the total amount of...
Her: IF THE MPG SAYS 12 THEN THAT'S WHAT MY CAR GETS, CANOFSTICKS.
1. The ol' magically appearing car
*gf pulls out in front of guy while he's going pretty fast, causing him to slam on his breaks and aggressively flip us off*
Me: Mrs. Canofsticks, there's a guy in this lane!
Her: I didn't see him!
Me: First of all, pulling out into the second lane is illegal. Secondly, I literally watched him coming down the road for a hundred yards, and you pulled out right in front of him. That's why you need to look!
Her: I DID LOOK. HE WASN'T THERE WHEN I LOOKED!
Me: Yes he was. I watched him the whole time! If you looked, you didn't really look. And that's how accidents happen.
Her: I DID LOOK. OK, CANOFSTICKS? AND HE WASN'T THERE.
5. Math aint her game
Me: If you're travelling at 50 miles an hour, how many miles can you go in an hour?
Her: ......... I don't know.....20?
4. That tiny little cap, keeps all that pressure in
Canofsticks! I LOST THE CAP ON THE TIRE'S AIR TUBE. MY TIRE IS GOING TO GO FLAT. I NEED A NEW ONE NOOOOOW!
3. Men control the lights
I thought there were men somewhere, sitting in a box, controlling the stop lights.
2. MPG is a formula lost on her
Her: I don't like when you drive my car. You make the mile per gallon drop to 12. I don't want my car getting 12 miles per gallon!
Me: yeah..but it's only 12 when I drive it, you're not getting 12 when you drive, you're probably at 16-17...
Her: that's not what my car says when I drive it.
Me: The mpg is a formula using the total amount of...
Her: IF THE MPG SAYS 12 THEN THAT'S WHAT MY CAR GETS, CANOFSTICKS.
1. The ol' magically appearing car
*gf pulls out in front of guy while he's going pretty fast, causing him to slam on his breaks and aggressively flip us off*
Me: Mrs. Canofsticks, there's a guy in this lane!
Her: I didn't see him!
Me: First of all, pulling out into the second lane is illegal. Secondly, I literally watched him coming down the road for a hundred yards, and you pulled out right in front of him. That's why you need to look!
Her: I DID LOOK. HE WASN'T THERE WHEN I LOOKED!
Me: Yes he was. I watched him the whole time! If you looked, you didn't really look. And that's how accidents happen.
Her: I DID LOOK. OK, CANOFSTICKS? AND HE WASN'T THERE.
Haha, this is facking awesome
In his defense, while those were horrendous, particularly betting against Raging Al...........he was all over holly holm and renamed you at one point based on his picks so you might just want to be careful......
1. Masvidal over Iaquinta
2. Faber over Edgar
3. Mendes over McGregor
4. Barao over TJ (2nd fight)
5. OSP over Texeira
By the way, what's up with your avatar?
1. Masvidal over Iaquinta
2. Faber over Edgar
3. Mendes over McGregor
4. Barao over TJ (2nd fight)
5. OSP over Texeira
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He's trying to send a message, and if that is the case you must have done something diabolical.......
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@canofsticks they actually are listening to our advice when they do that, they just don't admit it right away.
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@canofsticks they actually are listening to our advice when they do that, they just don't admit it right away.
Vitor over Weidman! Lol. He got number 1 right though. That was a shitty decision
1. Masvidal over Iaquinta
2. Faber over Edgar
3. Mendes over McGregor
4. Barao over TJ (2nd fight)
5. OSP over Texeira
top 5 cool songs from bands I don't like:
5 - "Paradise City" by Guns'n'roses
4 -"Gotta Get Away" by Offspring
3 - "Deeper Shade of Soul" by Urban Dance Squad
2 - "Supersonic" by Oasis
1 - "Connection" by Elastica
5 - "Paradise City" by Guns'n'roses
4 -"Gotta Get Away" by Offspring
3 - "Deeper Shade of Soul" by Urban Dance Squad
2 - "Supersonic" by Oasis
1 - "Connection" by Elastica
Still testy about it now I see.
Top 5 cuisines
1. Chinese
2. Vietnamese
3. Korean
4. Italian
5. International comfort foods like roasts and sausages with mash
1. Chinese
2. Vietnamese
3. Korean
4. Italian
5. International comfort foods like roasts and sausages with mash
oh man it's so easy on this site...
Top five stupid customer things:
1. "This computer has a low end processor and 2GB of memory so it's not really good to use for school, especially since you've already said you have multiple pages to open at once and switch between."
"But it's $120."
"Yes, but it will be very slow."
Back in the next day
"This computer is slow. Why do you even sell it?"
2. "Ma'am please hold off on swiping your card."
*starts to swipe*
"Ma'am, please wait to swipe your card."
*swipes* "Why isn't it working yet?"
"As I've said, it's not time to swipe yet."
*swipes again* "IT'S NOT WORKING."
"Ma'am, I'm ready for your payment but you have a chip card so please insert it below."
3. Me : "I see you have a chip card. Just put it in right there."
Customer *laughs* "I'd like to... I'm sorry. That was funny."
4. Me *holding up the same calendar in both hands because the customer wanted to see one and they were in the wrong place*
"What's different about those? They look different."
"There isn't one, ma'am."
"Yes there is."
"No, they're the same."
"I can see they're clearly different."
"Okay, which one would you like?"
"I don't know. I can't tell what the difference is."
5. Me: "I'm sorry ma'am, I don't have any more of the computer you requested. Our inventory system didn't update as quickly as needed for our online ordering system."
"I PLACED THE ORDER AND IT SHOULD BE MINE. I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU."
"I'm sorry, but the customer purchased the last one before your order was placed."
"I AM CALLING CORPORATE!"
"Okay, sounds good."
1. "This computer has a low end processor and 2GB of memory so it's not really good to use for school, especially since you've already said you have multiple pages to open at once and switch between."
"But it's $120."
"Yes, but it will be very slow."
Back in the next day
"This computer is slow. Why do you even sell it?"
2. "Ma'am please hold off on swiping your card."
*starts to swipe*
"Ma'am, please wait to swipe your card."
*swipes* "Why isn't it working yet?"
"As I've said, it's not time to swipe yet."
*swipes again* "IT'S NOT WORKING."
"Ma'am, I'm ready for your payment but you have a chip card so please insert it below."
3. Me : "I see you have a chip card. Just put it in right there."
Customer *laughs* "I'd like to... I'm sorry. That was funny."
4. Me *holding up the same calendar in both hands because the customer wanted to see one and they were in the wrong place*
"What's different about those? They look different."
"There isn't one, ma'am."
"Yes there is."
"No, they're the same."
"I can see they're clearly different."
"Okay, which one would you like?"
"I don't know. I can't tell what the difference is."
5. Me: "I'm sorry ma'am, I don't have any more of the computer you requested. Our inventory system didn't update as quickly as needed for our online ordering system."
"I PLACED THE ORDER AND IT SHOULD BE MINE. I AM MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU."
"I'm sorry, but the customer purchased the last one before your order was placed."
"I AM CALLING CORPORATE!"
"Okay, sounds good."
What is a cultural theorists?