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Shinkicker

For what it's worth
Jan 30, 2016
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Perfect
Until he shows up with 5 phones, 12 beers, talking about Lost TV show, and says the only tool he knows how to use is a screwdriver.
Nope. That won't matter. She really just wants sex.

In her mind though she wants a self sufficient romantic man who has his own home and is handy to have around. That profile will pull her in. Due to being exhausted after chasing that nonexistent man,....well once he shows up she'll take what she can get.
 

Sound System

Tom, Dick and Harry know about you
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Jan 17, 2015
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Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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So this was a bit weird.

Yesterday my cunt gf was texting me and naturally I asked her what she'd eaten for lunch. She's had whatever but was going to some fancy place later on that a guy who she'd had a few dates with recommended. Turns out she dumped me a month ago and I just diddnt notice it's been that long since I saw her. Cheeky bitch. Saved me the job of dumping her tho once her land rover broke down.

Bang on!
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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So now I just need to find a land rover and some new lady
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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Had some more messages today. I reckon by next weekend I'll be going on a date, I work late shift this week you see.
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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People who have the vaccination logo on they whore pictures can fuck clean off. What do you want? A fucken medal or something, it reeks of stolen Valor to me. I want a pat on the head for doing fuck all. They get got real quick.
 

Fireman Ed

It's a Jets thing...you wouldn't understand
Oct 24, 2015
61,098
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So this was a bit weird.

Yesterday my cunt gf was texting me and naturally I asked her what she'd eaten for lunch. She's had whatever but was going to some fancy place later on that a guy who she'd had a few dates with recommended. Turns out she dumped me a month ago and I just diddnt notice it's been that long since I saw her. Cheeky bitch. Saved me the job of dumping her tho once her land rover broke down.

Bang on!
Fuck off back to the shire now, Pip.
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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Fuck off back to the shire now, Pip.
No rest for the wicked. I been talking with some chick tonight who's from the town I work at. Seem to be hitting it off pretty good. She is half Portuguese but thankfully doesn't speak any of that ghastly tongue. I might see if she wanna have a date at the weekend. Need to make sure she doesn't wear Vans shoes first tho or she can cunt off.
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
31,000
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I updated my stuff on tinder to actually include some details. I was gonna put Dr evils shorn scrotum speech, but diddnt.

I did however a line that I'm not interested in strippers, Virgo's or Mexicans as it never works.

Need to get them out the way early.
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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Dang this shit is addictive. I'm fucken digging a massive hole tho. Reminds me of college when my dumbass tried to work around 5 women then ended up sucking me thumb.

2 of the chicks have coronavirus that I'm flirting with. One from Africa, one from my potential place of work, one that's a definite escort (I can tell from the pictures, eye is slightly off or she wouldn't be whoring herself on tinder) one just joined up and is like that Scarlett widow Johansson red hair.

Then loads of Chinese and Thai birds.

Gonna go on a date next week with one of the Corona chicks. She is great looking. Almost as handsome as me even.

Fun times.
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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Date set for next tuesday.and the Scarlett Johansson chick and me have been chatting all day non stop. She's shat out 2 kids tho so I'm not sure the pussy would pass the MoT. This chick is into star wars and all kinds of cool stuff. Both are shorter than me, I checked, so no issues there. I'm not gonna ask the red haired one out. She can ask me.


Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart can you be trusted as an independent adjudicator to verify my claims should they be questioned?
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Date set for next tuesday.and the Scarlett Johansson chick and me have been chatting all day non stop. She's shat out 2 kids tho so I'm not sure the pussy would pass the MoT. This chick is into star wars and all kinds of cool stuff. Both are shorter than me, I checked, so no issues there. I'm not gonna ask the red haired one out. She can ask me.


Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart can you be trusted as an independent adjudicator to verify my claims should they be questioned?
Yes
 

Team Megan

Everything a Princess should be.
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Jan 16, 2015
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Oh I didn't mention. I had a date lined up for Tuesday. On Monday I messaged her and said so what's the plan for tomorrow then?

She said sorry I don't think I can make it and blocked me.....


The nerve of some of these bitches is staggering. I hope she gets covid of the fanny and her nose falls off like that Voldemort cunt!
 

Fireman Ed

It's a Jets thing...you wouldn't understand
Oct 24, 2015
61,098
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Oh I didn't mention. I had a date lined up for Tuesday. On Monday I messaged her and said so what's the plan for tomorrow then?

She said sorry I don't think I can make it and blocked me.....


The nerve of some of these bitches is staggering. I hope she gets covid of the fanny and her nose falls off like that Voldemort cunt!
You and kaladin stormblessed @kaladin stormblessed stormblessed should join up and share your experiences of getting blocked by chicks on social media.

Call yourselves, "Team Incel."