VID TITO IS SCARED TO DEATH!!!!!!!!

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  1. Haulport

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    Gentlemen, I have spent years studying the signs of human deception. I have worked long and hard to understand body language and read the subtext of complex interactions, yet in all my decades of study I have never seen a more obvious sign...nay, SPASM of terror flow through a man's body and affect him so profoundly as I will show you below..........



    I believe the kids nowadays would say that Tito is shook...
     
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    I think Tito SAW the living death right before his spasm...
     
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    sparkuri Ramses #1
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    That was so weird.
    Tito is in so much better shape there is no way he should be scared.
    Fuck, I'd fight Chuck for $100
     
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    Do you really mean it?
     
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    Sure.
    Can you hook it up?
    I'll meet him @Rhino@Rhino 's gym.
     
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    No, sadly I can't. Would have loved to help you out.
    How much would you fight Tito for?
     
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    I like Tito now.
    I'll spare him.
     
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    You would also be spasming in FEAR!!!!!!
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    He is reliving the exact moment when Chuck's fists came raining down on him and he is flinching in defense! Then tries to cover it up with a second, voluntary head nod.
     
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    better have 2 ready

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    If chuck and I fought it would be an epic battle of beer guts, old man reflexes and shot chins.
     
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    Back in my younger days I could go rail for rail with Chuck.
     
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    @Haulport@Haulport, I didn't know you were such a keen analyst of body language. Respect.

    But, I should note that when you smell urine from my posts, or from @Jdog93@Jdog93's posts or from @Mad Dog@Mad Dog's posts, it's not fear. We just are in the habit of cocking our legs and pissing all over the place.
     
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    THAT is how YOU instill fear in your opponents!!!!!!!
     
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    More like 2 of these......

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    About 10 years back (or more), Shaq was training at our gym and had made some videos calling out Chuck Liddell (Shaq was already buddies with Dana at the time). He was trying to get a photo of thing with Chuck because at the time Jose Canseco said he'd fight Shaq, and there was even talks of after he retired, Shaq would fight Hong Man Choi... So the photo op of him fighting Chuck would've been somehow beneficial (Chuck was champ at the time I believe)...... Funny thing is Chuck pulled a CMNH and no showed, he wouldn't sign the waiver
     
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    While this fight may be fun, I don't see it as having much meaning. It's a good kick off to a promotion though. I wish them the best of luck.
     
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    Please post your e-resume.....I don't believe anything if I don't see an e-resume first.
     
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    And what about denial.... do you have any experience with that?


    Signs of a brain injury?
     
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    I am a student of life. My resume is the world around me...
     
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    Unfortunately, yes...
     
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    Amazingly, Chuck is significantly better than he was 5 or so years ago. Still very fucked up though. I would like to point out that he didn't even FLINCH when he said he thinks Tito is scared of him...........
     
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    Shaq would have had to pay Chuck a million dollars like he does all his hoes (according to Kobe) cause Chuck would have FUCKED him...
     
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