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Le Chat Noir

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It's apparent that many of you lack proper etiquette. Therefore I am going to post some basic rules of etiquette that will help you from further embarrassing yourself.

1) Say "please" and "thank you".
2) Say "yes Sir, no Sir, yes Ma'am, no Ma'am" when addressing and elder or superior.
3) Be on time.
4) Do not curse
5) Do not use your phone while dining.
6) Keep your elbows off the table and eat with your mouth shut
7) Dress for the occasion
8) When you shake hands do so firmly and with eye contact
9) No one outside of your car should be able to hear it
10) Don't complain. Nobody likes a Negative Nancy.
11) Don't splash the pot

If you have any questions then feel free to ask, then look them up for yourself.



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"Good manners reflect something from the inside-an innate sense of consideration for others and respect for self." - Emily Post



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Le Chat Noir

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"A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe




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Le Chat Noir

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Sometimes when the wife and I are at a shop or restaurant and she says something to me,
I remind her to put a "Sir" on the end of it.
In that way her training is reinforced, but also the waiter or salesperson learns about proper etiquette as well.



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The Big Guy

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Prior to ejaculating into a lady's mouth, the proper course of action is to give a light courtesy tap
 

ThatOneDude

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Sometimes instead of a courtesy tap I just fart cause shes breathing through her nose
I got a blumpkin from a Jewish girl in high school. That was pretty awesome. She drove a Saab convertable. Her last name was Steinberg.