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Priziesthorse

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Ok page two so I can now post without looking crazy obsessive and crush like.

Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse what was the highlight of your baseball days? Do you have any more pictures or video to support your answer? How good were you seriously? Ever have invites to go to tryouts in Japan or AAA ball or whatever?
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Hey everyone not named Horsey! Don't be scared, you can comment/question without doing one yourself. If you're chosen as the next member just refuse. Not a problem. Not everyone is an attention whore ;)
 

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Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse If along my travels I make it to your area what are your top attractions you'd recommend to me and my amazing family? Any good craft brewery places? If you joined us and I left for a quick piss would you try to make a move on my wife? If kind of understand cause she's irresistible and we aren't really friends but I'd be annoyed that my kids would be asking tough questions on the drive home with me......alone.
Hmmm there's a lot of shit to do in the summer with your family in NJ but I don't know about the fall/winter. There's Mountain Creek if you wanna go skiing/snowboarding. I would go further up northeast during the Fall. The foliage is sick. We do have quite a few breweries. There's a new one being built in Red Bank, NJ right now that looks pretty sick.

I would probably try to make a move on your wife right in front of you because I am an asshole lol.
 

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Say you're on a date with a pretty young lady, maybe it's your second or third and you offer to cook for her and "watch a movie"......What's on the menu and what flick do you select and why?
I would steam some oysters.

If she has not seen The Big Lebowski, we will be watching that. If she doesn't like it then I will seriously never talk to her again.This happened on 1 occasion. I don't see our personalities meshing well if you dont like the movie.
 

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If you had to be stranded for life with one actor, one actress, and one director, who would they be and why? Which famous scenes would you have them act out? (Not porn, and the scenes wouldn't have to be from their catalogues.)
 

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If it was me, you and teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth on a deserted island and there was no food to be found. Which one of us would you kill in our sleep, to eat?
I think I could convince teamquestnorth @teamquestnorth that him and I are in cahoots and manipulate him into killing you. I would be paranoid that he was plotting to kill me. I can go days without sleeping. I'd wait for TQN to fall asleep then I would stab him in the face.
 

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I would steam some oysters.

If she has not seen The Big Lebowski, we will be watching that. If she doesn't like it then I will seriously never talk to her again.This happened on 1 occasion. I don't see our personalities meshing well if you dont like the movie.
that movie is super whack
 

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Priziesthorse @Priziesthorse you mentioned that you nailed somebody with one of your fastballs at a Sparta, NJ game and caused a brawl...2 questions:

1. Did you get fucking punished, Sparta style?
2. Did you stay the night and bang any of the local chicks?
1. I got away with a lot of shit cuz our douchebag manager kicked so many people off our team in the preseason. He could not afford to kick me off the team. I was suspended for the next game, but I typically didn't play the following game after pitching anyways because my arm would be too sore.

2. Nah we had to get right back on the bus and go back home right after the game. Every team would always have girls on the bench that did the stat book. I would always make it a priority to wink at them and go near their dugout to chat them up and piss off the other team's players. Always trying to get a mental edge.
 

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As a former washed up baseball player, do Bella Donna and her baseball bat hold a special place in your heart?
 

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Do you believe that Richard Gere really shoved a gerbil up his anus?

Was Michael Jackson a kid fucker?

Do you want to have kids?
No.
No.
I am conflicted on the kids thing. I wish I could just start with a 4 year old. I don't want to deal with any of that newborn shit and potty training. I also would be quite devastated if my kid wasn't into sports. I dunno.
 

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You're dating a person for 4 months, you like her so deeply you respect her desire not to have full intercourse until she's married.

You fall in love and propose. She says she can't have kids because she was born male.

Whatcha gonna do?
This is just not possible. Dating for 4 months without fucking. Not happening. I would tell him/her to kick rocks.
 

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Have you ever been fired from a job and for what?
I actually got fired for what happened to BackOffWarchild @BackOffWarchild in that thread he started yesterday. When I was 19 I had a summer job at this giant Mercedes service center. My job was to drive the cars through the carwash. I got caught taking this dude's McLaren for a little joyride to the mall.
 

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Favorite food?
Favorite beer?
Favorite book?
I love lettuce lol. I would choose any kind of salad over any other food.
Yuengling. However when I go out to bars, I pound shot after shot of tequila until I lose all inhibition.
Wind, Sand and Stars by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
 

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Describe your ideal day.

Describe your dream trip/vacation.
My ideal day is the plot of the movie Before Sunrise(most romantic movie of all time). Meeting a woman and spending the day exploring a new city together.

I'm not really a vacation kind of guy.


I would love to do some shit like this Belgian couple. They packed in their Land Cruiser and went on a trip through the Congo. If you're ever bored and looking for something to do, I would highly recommend reading their travel report. Democratic Republic of Congo: Lubumbashi to Kinshasa - Horizons Unlimited - The HUBB
 

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If you had Gates/Buffet level cash, what would your philanthropic endeavors be?
I think there's still something like 800 million people who don't have access to clean water. That blows my mind. Probably would be my first priority. Then do something about sanitation worldwide and also help some animals.
 

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If you had a special power where you could see who all of the really, truly horrible people were what would you do with that info?
So I don't have the power to punish them? If not, I guess I would put that list online and make it open source for all the world to see.