TMMAC Member AMA: @PriziestHorse
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IF YOU COULD BE A UNICORN.
FOR 1 DAY
WHO'S UNICORN WOULD YOU BE? (BECAUSE UNICORNS HAVE OWNERS)
WHAT WOULD YOU, AS THE UNICORN, AND THIS OTHER PERSON, AS THE OWNER, DO DURING YOUR DAY TOGETHER?
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE THIS PERSONS UNICORN?
Once you knew who they were you could do whatever you want! Sniper their asses or some shit, YEAH
The first time I was arrested was for possession and distribution of marijuana. I was with 2 friends driving around. I was in the backseat. My friend popped out one of the vents on the dashboard and hid the weed in there. We got pulled over and it took the police over a hour to find the weed. They knew it was there. The car stunk. I went to the town's jail for the night then went to county jail for a few hours before getting bailed out. My friend that was driving said the weed was his(which was true) when we were in court and I got off with no charges.
The second time I went with 3 of my friends to visit our girl friend from high school at her sorority house for a party. Everything was going great until my friend Tucc decided he wasn't going to wait on line to use the bathroom so he just pulled down his pants and started peeing in their kitchen lol. We get kicked out. Everyone is throwing shit at us as we leave. When we get outside my buddy Jake walks over to the house nextdoor which is a frat house and he starts pissing on their lawn. Some of their frat dudes come out and push him off the lawn. I diffuse the situation and walk him away to our car. We had another friend Rob who was our designated driver. We were all in the car and about to leave when my friend Jake turns to me and told me that we got punked and we can't leave like this. I don't know why I listened to him but I did. Tucc and Rob are smart and stay in the car. Jake and I get out of the car and we run up to the frat dudes on their porch and we get into a scrap. They were caught off guard and got dropped.
We were too dumb to realize the police station was a block away. Police cars surround the house and I tell Jake to run. I was still pending trial for the weed charge and wasn't trying to go to jail again. Jake is running slow as shit and I try to give him a little boost and he trips into a bush lol. I had to leave him behind and I am on the run now. I don't know where the fuck I am. I find a Century 21 building and I hide in the bush. I call Rob and tell him to come pick me up but he is scared of the cops. That fucking bastard. I try to make a run for it again to get back to the car. I run through these trees and run into this giant fucking branch that I didn't see and get knocked out. I get arrested. I was charged with underage drinking, alluding, obstruction of justice, and some other thing I forgot. I wasn't convicted of any crimes in court. My lawyer is the man.
I watch cooking reality shows! But I am too lazy to cook a nice big meal. I do the basic shit.
No but I have received quite a few fingers in my ass throughout the years.
Actor: Daniel Day Lewis bc he is one of the GOATS
Actress: Alexandria Daddario bc I want to be face deep in those maracas
Director: Tarantino bc I can listen to him talk about movies forever
They would only have to act out this scene from from There Will Be Blood. Alexandria will have to take Paul Dano's place. This is my GOAT scene.
I don't watch that nasty shit. I've been watching that japanese blurred dick porn these days.
I wish I could take all the most terrible scum of the world who don't value their own life or anyone else around them and eliminate them from existence. I see no reason to keep them around.
Whoa didn't realize this was going on
I mentioned you in one of my posts about gabagool.
you have THEE BEST reaction gifs and use them at the THE BEST time. ever. shit cracks me up
okay Horsey! Who is next? (if it's somebody I don't like you post the shit)
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I see bulgeOk gonna try to bang these out before the beginning of TUF. Got a single malt scotch and ready to rock.@ThatOneDude
Can you explain to me what makes this GOAT?
I'm getting closer & closer to trying but I've gotta get some white friends in order to find some.
I stayed awake for 36 hours, took 6 tramadol 3 flexril, 5 glasses of wine, and an ambien. Was psychedelic shit happening, wood doors pulsating, strange animals in the corner of the room. I was wide wake but it felt like a dream. Loved it.
Then my cousin made a bullshit suicide attempt and took the last 6 ambien pills. I was pissed! Told her quit bullshitting, her 6 ft 194lbs ass ain't gonna die from 6 fucking pills and now we're out. Dumb bitch. Told her to pick a better method next time & quit with the dramatics. Bullshit.
Have you seen the movie?
I tripped a little bit one time when I took a couple ambien and forced myself to stay awake. It's not even close to the connectivity you will feel with the universe on shrooms. Find some honky hippie and get it done!