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Hired Gun

If You Only Knew What I Dooooo
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
1,104
2,317
I have a sweet pic of me with my Boz haircut (no color but I did have fades)
 

Priziesthorse

TMMAC Addict
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
10,612
27,489
It all started at birth when I was allergic to formula and my mom didn't produce breast milk.


I had some chubby fucking cheeks.




I started hitting up the yayo long before Jon Jones.




I look like a girl. Already punching shit and breaking my hand.




Hair game is on point.




8 years old. Already corrupted by porn and masturbating on the reg.




4th grade trying to look all hard even though I was in the fucking band playing the mothafuckin trombone




5th grade dance looking fresh. A young Lucky Luciano.




Senior year of high school. K1 kickboxing legs.

 
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La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
My first time when the FD needed to help me out. I got my hand stuck in my dad's truck, putting fingers where they don't belong. They had to use a torch to cut the side of it open to free my finger.

Coincidentally about 30 years later I was telling this story to my class mates in fire academy and the Chief seemed interested. I showed him the picture days later and he worked with the gentleman in the picture who was kind enough to keep me happy by lending me his hat during the process. Apparently I didn't like the idea of an open flame and sparks that close to me.

Here's another one, just a side by side of myself (top) and my son (bottom)

I'd take out another mortgage to get my flow back.....
 

Chief

4070 = Legend
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
10,564
18,271
Do I need to ask?
No clue. I was about 3 yrs old and my mom said she had to call the Fire Department because I had gotten my head stuck behind the toilet.

She also had to call 911 when I ate an entire bottle of baby aspirin because they tasted like candy.
 

La Paix

Fuck this place
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
38,273
64,597
No clue. I was about 3 yrs old and my mom said she had to call the Fire Department because I had gotten my head stuck behind the toilet.

She also had to call 911 when I ate an entire bottle of baby aspirin because they tasted like candy.
Lol....FD had to come get my hand out from a toy machine at the mall that jammed my hand up as grandma didn't have a quarter. They smashed it to free my hand and other kids watching got some free shit that day, you're welcome
 

OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
6,222
8,814
It all started at birth when I was allergic to formula and my mom didn't produce breast milk.




I had some chubby fucking cheeks.




I started hitting up the yayo long before Jon Jones.




I look like a girl. Already punching shit and breaking my hand.




Hair game is on point.




8 years old. Already corrupted by porn and masturbating on the reg.




4th grade trying to look all hard even though I was in the fucking band playing the mothafuckin trombone




5th grade dance looking fresh. A young Lucky Luciano.




Senior year of high school. K1 kickboxing legs.

Awwww da baby cheeks! Just woulda kissee kissee dem big ol cheeks. Kissee kissee yes I did mmhmm aww
 

OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
6,222
8,814
My first time when the FD needed to help me out. I got my hand stuck in my dad's truck, putting fingers where they don't belong. They had to use a torch to cut the side of it open to free my finger.

Coincidentally about 30 years later I was telling this story to my class mates in fire academy and the Chief seemed interested. I showed him the picture days later and he worked with the gentleman in the picture who was kind enough to keep me happy by lending me his hat during the process. Apparently I didn't like the idea of an open flame and sparks that close to me.

Here's another one, just a side by side of myself (top) and my son (bottom)

I'd take out another mortgage to get my flow back.....
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Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,800
50,767
Best I can give is this one as my mom posted this a while back, I'm the one, ironically (lol), sporting the Robbie Hart hair while holding my cousin - in Sparta, NJ

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OhWhopDaChamp

TMMAC Addict
Apr 20, 2015
6,222
8,814
I had to scroll deep on Instagram. Found some shit I forgot and these image.jpg
My brother trying to show me a dance image.jpg
Every pic I did my go to model pose. Then I grew up and went to the club. Same shit.
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Might use that red dress pic for Tales From My Vagina logo ;)
 

Sweets

All Around Dumbass
Feb 9, 2015
8,797
10,065
Me Ben Turkey.jpg

Me on the right and my brother in Turkey when I was 16.

Me Ben Turkey 2.jpg

Same trip. I've no younger ones at the minute but I'll root some out.
 
Feb 28, 2015
2,564
5,763
My mom was NOT happy when these school pics came back. Around this time, 1st grade I think, the kids were picking on me bc my nostrils were narrow and so I was going through an excessive nostril flaring phase in response.

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I think I was about 4 here:
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I've been #TeamNoPants from the beginning
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