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  1. Vitor29

    Vitor29 Active Member

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  2. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    This girl is sooooo fucking hot. Wish I could post more. Broke up w my gf last week. Found this one already. We Going shooting tomorrow. Zero sleep last nite. Work in a hour
     
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  3. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Can we see more of her?
     
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  4. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    What's her hourly rate?
     
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  5. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    I wish I could post her face. There only been maybe 2 girls I dated where they were so hot I couldn't stop talking about it and stare at their face all the time. This is def one of them. She is stupid hot. Makes my last gf look like a tranny.

    I was taking pics of her to send to my female best friend who is also in love w her lol. We talk about how hot she is all the time.
     
  6. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Not looking for her face
    Want to assess her assets
     
  7. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    What's your son's hourly rate for me to dress up like Jerry sandusky and dry rape him in front of you til he bleeds
     
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  8. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    I'll see what I can do. Her tits r huge
     
  9. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Now very interested
     
  10. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    You would wind up next to Jerry as he's a minor. Are young boys more your thing now Jared?
     
  11. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Even clothed would be good
    Want to determine the size and can do that pretty easily
     
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    Here another one of her getting in truck. U can tell boob size and legs better here. . If i get better one I'll post it then

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  13. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    They look big but blurry, certified assessment not possible
     
  14. sparkuri

    sparkuri God of Thunder
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    This MF.

    We've got 1 month to submit a measley 15-minute presentation, 4-man team, 2 classes.
    He bones out halfway through class one, never hear from him/SEE him again until class. Doesn't say a word, doesn't do anything, backs out IN CLASS.

    Comes to this country, college paid for, does nothing & will graduate w/honors.


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  15. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I was going to make a bomb making joke but I can't tell if he's a heeb or a bomb maker.
     
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    sparkuri God of Thunder
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    Bomb maker
     
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    Definitely not a heeb. They usually wear black.
     
  18. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    That's what I thought but it looks like those silly hats the Hasidim wear.
     
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    To be fair, they’d do exactly the same bullshit @sparkuri@sparkuri said that dude is doing.

    My damn people disappoint me so.
     
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  20. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    They're horrible. They scam the govt. in groups. They're horrible neighbors. I have some Israeli friends and they tell me they are hated over there as well.
     
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    Israel is weird. One thing I’ve noticed is the amount of Israelis that come here and wind up kinda skeezy. All those stands at the mall where the people harass you to purchase are staffed by Israelis. And when they think you’re Jewish, omg, they use that to annoy you more so.
     
  22. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I never noticed any Israeli's at those stands but I hardly go to the mall. I was in South America a few days ago (Sawgrass mall) and I just either ignore them or answer in Portuguese that I don't fala English.
     
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    Fucking Brazilians and their luggage.
    I put headphones in when I’m there. Keeps people from talking to me.
     
  24. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I don't think my GF was ever there before. She couldn't believe all the people walking around with luggage. I warned her ahead of time but seeing it up close and in person is something else. We probably paid the rent at the Columbia store. Bought a ton of clothes.
     
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    I went there in February for a winter coat because I went to Chicago in March. I usually try to avoid it, but I didn’t find anything nice up here... I also didn’t want to spend a whole bunch of money for a jacket I’ll wear maybe once a year... got a really nice Michael Kors one, so it was worth putting up with the long fucking lines.
    It’s nice on a day I’m bored, though.
     
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