- Nov 21, 2016
That’s exactly what they are.I’m looking at those stacked gray plates on the front bumper....are those the pussy magnets?
They attract all sorts of crazy women that hate city workers, are disgusted with anything we do, want to insult me and will call their city councilman if I say anything that makes them think I’m not respecting their opinion.
Luckily I have become a great listener, let them vent and explain that I understand that they’re upset but I’m just a peon that has no control over the situation.
Though there was one time I couldn’t hold myself back.
I had a woman who was at least 70, stop to scream a ridiculous stream of obscenities at me, with her downtrodden husband in the drivers seat, at 7:30 in the morning, when I ruined her life because I took a bit too long getting out of my truck.
I couldn’t help myself and began laughing heartily at the ridiculousness of the situation. My outburst fuelled her seething rage and caused her to scream louder. I continued to laugh, told her that I hoped she had a wonderful day and her husband slowly pulled away while she continued her verbal assault by leaning out the window.
It made my day. I still smile when I think about how horrible that dudes life must be putting up with that hate filled whore.