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Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
25,819
59,498
Hey TMMAC, I've had this business idea for awhile now, and I think it's time to launch phase 1. I want to make this thread on open market for all of type of illegal goods and services.

Sellers post what your offering, and buyers contact the sellers via PM. It's all highly illegal but very difficult to trace, just make sure your username isn't your actual legal name, and put a little piece of tape over your laptop camera.

To keep the community growing and vibrant please send 10% of all sales to;
sexchicken@darkweb.russia

As for me, I sell numbchucks, hashish, and human growth hormone. I'm also a hitman/enforcer, specializing in very small men and children.

I'm looking for dick pills, and a used universal gym with original pulleys and cables.

Something like this;

 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
First 100
Jan 14, 2015
18,555
33,607
I want to flush your head repeatedly in the toilet while making love to your behind.

Hall & Oates will be playing at top volume, at some point "Highway to the Danger Zone" will be played for sure.

My house smells amazing and my penis is not sick or deformed. Don't act like you haven't thought about this exact scenario before.
 
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member 3289

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I think you've been drinking too much of that weed killer you smuggled across the border
 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
36,980
93,871
I have a haunted rubber ducky for sale. It's none of your business how it became haunted, so don't ask. It's a perfect birthday gift for that child you hate. Serious inquiries only please. Willing to trade for a broken snow globe.
 
Oct 24, 2015
5,854
9,840
I have a haunted rubber ducky for sale. It's none of your business how it became haunted, so don't ask. It's a perfect birthday gift for that child you hate. Serious inquiries only please. Willing to trade for a broken snow globe.
Yeah that rubber ducky will do very nice. Them little brats want to blue shell me do they? Anyways,


All I need is your banking info so I can transfer this box to your account.
 

otaku1

TMMAC Addict
Jul 16, 2015
4,649
5,893
I want to flush your head repeatedly in the toilet while making love to your behind.

Hall & Oates will be playing at top volume, at some point "Highway to the Danger Zone" will be played for sure.

My house smells amazing and my penis is not sick or deformed. Don't act like you haven't thought about this exact scenario before.
We got a Rocco fan here.

 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
36,980
93,871
Yeah that rubber ducky will do very nice. Them little brats want to blue shell me do they? Anyways,


All I need is your banking info so I can transfer this box to your account.
That is a nice looking broken snow globe. Unfortunately that sneaky fucking rubber duck has escaped out of it's cage again. It chewed through the bars. Hopefully I can find it before it finds me.

 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
1,841
1,479
Have an opened 1/2 gallon of Jack Daniels that was blessed by a highly respected shaolin monk with white eyebrows that is guaranteed to help all those seeking to further their training in Tai Ching Pek War (Drunken Monkey Kung Fu). I only took a couple swigs to verify if was legit.
 

Grateful Dude

TMMAC Addict
May 30, 2016
8,925
14,261
I’m actually quite worried that you knew what porn he was referencing and that I know who Rocco is in the first place...
Well, now I feel better that I had no idea who/what they were talking about.

I guess I'm out of touch with porn, but I'm ok with that I think :D
 
Oct 24, 2015
5,854
9,840
Got some of these in stock.

They came over illegally but on the bright side it’s tariff free. Selling for cheap as they smell of tequila and weed. Also willing to trade for a rubber ducky. Has to be haunted, possessed or evil in anyway. Please serious inquires only.
 

Tuc Ouiner

Posting Machine
May 19, 2016
1,841
1,479
Have a rubber ducky. Was acquired by a TSA agent in the cavity search division in Nebraska. Not 100% sure it is evil, but this one time when I dropped 2 purple microdots it levitated and sang the song Kill Again from the classic Slayer album Hell Awaits. Still haven't cleaned the sticky brown Corn-like matter that it arrived in. No matter how much incense I burn, it doesn't seem to lose its' fragrance if you will. Please let me know if you are interested as I have many potential clients waiting. For some reason they all are Conor McGregor fans. Weird.