Society TMMAC Travel Guide - Cities

Just got back from a week in San Francisco and thought I'd share some hot tips for any of you planning to go.

I also had an 8-hour layover in Charlotte after missing my connection so I'm now qualified to talk about that city as well.

Anyway here we go:

San Francisco

Pros:

- Very healthy city. Didn't see many fat slobs

- Amazing scenery and touristy shit

- Patient drivers. This helps in a city full of 70° incline roads with stop signs at the top

- Very eco-friendly

Cons:

- Expensive

- A fucky combination of cold, wet, and windy weather

- Very, very few hot chicks

- Chinese colony

- Most of the guys there are pussies so you'll feel like a boss. I actually drove over to Stockton wearing a Miami Dolphins shirt and when I got out of my car all the hood rats ran inside and locked their doors

- Cool nature/wildlife. Don't worry the animals are also pussies and will run from you


Charlotte

Pros:

- Southern hospitality

- Cold but bearable in the winter

Cons:

- High rates of obesity

- High usage of the word y'all

- Shitty food (too fried, too greasy, or both). Undoubtedly related to the obesity epidemic


I'll update this thread when I think of more cities I've been to.

 

Family vacation to Charlotte it is then

 

Keep it up @conor mcgregor nut hugger . This is all very useful for me.

And I normally hate reading travel guides.

 

Yeah, he isn't giving us much choice so far is he.

It's Charlotte easily.

 

Newark, NJ

Cons:

- People

- Cityscape looks like the aftermath of an atomic bomb detonation

- Drivers (people)

- Inexistence of an "inside voice" (people)

- Crime (people)

Pros:

 

Windsor, Ontario CAN

Pros

- Safer than Detroit

- Hometown of Jagmeet Singh

- Border town so you can steal American TV and radio signals instead of listening to/watching the shitty Canadian ones

Cons:

- Largest industry is meth distribution

- @Sex Chicken was born and raised (and still lives) there

- Brings down national averages in countless areas (education, employment rate, literacy rate, etc)

 

Not really hitting the tourist hot spots yet I see

 

Tampa, Florida

Pros

- Warm Climate

-Horny Step Moms

Cons:

- Sidewalks aren’t safe to walk because @conor mcgregor nut hugger and his brother vape spice and rollerblade like idiots.

- Night life consists of a bunch of Mike Perry types drinking 4 Loko and doing the running man in the Rite-Aid parking lot.

- Women look like Mickey Rourke with a B cup.

 

What color are his rollerblades?
I'd like to personally shake his hand next month for his contributions to the forum.

 

They are "Minions" rollerblades, bright yellow.

 

Apparently there was a big border radio station there that got some special exemption from the government so they wouldn't have to play as much shitty Canadian content as the rest of Canada has to listen too. So Americans would listen to it, I guess...

 

The good thing about this is that no Ontarians would complain bc they all want to be American so badly

 

Kelowna, BC

Pros:

- Great weather

- Plenty of outdoor/winter sports

Cons:

- Stoner culture is so out of control that the mayor has asked everyone to refer to him as "Sir Dude"

- Mandatory longboard lanes that take up half the roadways

- The answer to every complaint at city hall is "Chillax, brah"

 

Chicago, Illinois

Pros:
if you stay out of the south side you probably won’t get shot
Good steakhouses

Cons:
If you go to the south side you will probably get shot.
Hotdogs suck
Pizza sucks

 

Detroit, Michigan.

Fuck this place, it scared me more than Kandahar

 

London, England

Pros:
Good Indian food if you like that
Lots of history and tourist friendly shit

Cons:
Too big
Mean and snooty people
Chavs

 

The

 

You been to Kandahar?

 

Plus it's 3 grand a pint

 

You twat. Did you specifically time it knowing I was out of the country?
I live 40 minutes south of SF.

 

...and Charlotte airport is awesome

 

Yes

 

Great thread