Just got back from a week in San Francisco and thought I'd share some hot tips for any of you planning to go. I also had an 8-hour layover in Charlotte after missing my connection so I'm now qualified to talk about that city as well. Anyway here we go: San Francisco Pros: - Very healthy city. Didn't see many fat slobs - Amazing scenery and touristy shit - Patient drivers. This helps in a city full of 70° incline roads with stop signs at the top - Very eco-friendly Cons: - Expensive - A fucky combination of cold, wet, and windy weather - Very, very few hot chicks - Chinese colony - Most of the guys there are pussies so you'll feel like a boss. I actually drove over to Stockton wearing a Miami Dolphins shirt and when I got out of my car all the hood rats ran inside and locked their doors - Cool nature/wildlife. Don't worry the animals are also pussies and will run from you Charlotte Pros: - Southern hospitality - Cold but bearable in the winter Cons: - High rates of obesity - High usage of the word y'all - Shitty food (too fried, too greasy, or both). Undoubtedly related to the obesity epidemic I'll update this thread when I think of more cities I've been to.