M
member 3289
Guest
Just got back from a week in San Francisco and thought I'd share some hot tips for any of you planning to go.
I also had an 8-hour layover in Charlotte after missing my connection so I'm now qualified to talk about that city as well.
Anyway here we go:
San Francisco
Pros:
- Very healthy city. Didn't see many fat slobs
- Amazing scenery and touristy shit
- Patient drivers. This helps in a city full of 70° incline roads with stop signs at the top
- Very eco-friendly
Cons:
- Expensive
- A fucky combination of cold, wet, and windy weather
- Very, very few hot chicks
- Chinese colony
- Most of the guys there are pussies so you'll feel like a boss. I actually drove over to Stockton wearing a Miami Dolphins shirt and when I got out of my car all the hood rats ran inside and locked their doors
- Cool nature/wildlife. Don't worry the animals are also pussies and will run from you
Charlotte
Pros:
- Southern hospitality
- Cold but bearable in the winter
Cons:
- High rates of obesity
- High usage of the word y'all
- Shitty food (too fried, too greasy, or both). Undoubtedly related to the obesity epidemic
I'll update this thread when I think of more cities I've been to.
I also had an 8-hour layover in Charlotte after missing my connection so I'm now qualified to talk about that city as well.
Anyway here we go:
San Francisco
Pros:
- Very healthy city. Didn't see many fat slobs
- Amazing scenery and touristy shit
- Patient drivers. This helps in a city full of 70° incline roads with stop signs at the top
- Very eco-friendly
Cons:
- Expensive
- A fucky combination of cold, wet, and windy weather
- Very, very few hot chicks
- Chinese colony
- Most of the guys there are pussies so you'll feel like a boss. I actually drove over to Stockton wearing a Miami Dolphins shirt and when I got out of my car all the hood rats ran inside and locked their doors
- Cool nature/wildlife. Don't worry the animals are also pussies and will run from you
Charlotte
Pros:
- Southern hospitality
- Cold but bearable in the winter
Cons:
- High rates of obesity
- High usage of the word y'all
- Shitty food (too fried, too greasy, or both). Undoubtedly related to the obesity epidemic
I'll update this thread when I think of more cities I've been to.