I didn't piss in my food. Hand on heart I've never done that?! Ewww@yuki2054 that picture is lyoto machida and his dad about to drink Thier own piss. And you liked it. Know I'm sure you pissed in the food
All 'al dente' means is the pasta is quite 'rare', or with a bite to it? No piss needed!
The only true way to reach your final level of martial arts and become The Last Dragon is to consume your own micturition.
Martial artists who reach this final level are said to be able to concentrate such mystical energy into their hands that they begin to glow. Only a true martial arts master will be able to exhibit "The Glow" over his entire body, so get to pissing on that food.
Pasta in boiled piss is the real authentic machida way. I once ordered a lasagne at a bowling alley in Scotland, and I could tell they Had prepared it this way. I had to decline the food as I diddnt want to Ruin my bloodline by Ingesting Scottish produce.
Why were you in Scotland at all, you didn't take off your mask when you where there I hope.
Went to Ayr on holiday as a mid teen.
Been to Inverness a couple times as an adult (awesome piss up) and wherever the fuck st Andrews golf course is. Diddnt go to the golf but could see it from hotel
I've never been, I've yet to meet a scotsman that wasn't a smelly ignorant pretentious cunt, or a scots woman that wasn't a smelly ugly pretentious cunt.
Some nice countryside there by the looks of things, shame the countrys full of wankers
I once shagged a Scottish lady. On two occasions.
She matched the description you gave
By god man be careful, you'll catch the lurgy.
As long as you didnt take your mask off you should be alright though.
I've had all my shots 3 times or more. Against my will. I could fall in a barrell full of tits and come out sucking my thumb I'm so clean
There is no shot you can take to cure the scottish plague, maybe heroin, but that just dulls the pain.
I grew up in a town called brown town. It was in the newspaper. People always ask me why I walk fast, got in the habit as a kid to avoid the smack heads trying to rob you on your way back from school. True story