Society Toilet paper

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  1. Inside Job

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    nope
    only two people in tis house and we have plenty

    toilet paper isn't essential survival gear anyways

    our shower and our toilets both go into the same septic tank
     
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  2. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    So your saying you shit in the shower?
     
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    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    Are you saying you don't?
     
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  4. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    How much toilet paper have you stockpiled?
     
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  5. Inside Job

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    No I do not sir
    If I had to I would shit in the toilet...flush it to the septic tank
    then walk over to my shower and wash the fuck off

    Or go out back...dig hole...shit in hole...cover shit up with dirt from hole...then take a hose to my shitty ass

    or reuse and wash a shit rag

    Or if shit gets real bad
    I would find your ass and do this to establish dominance

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. sparkuri

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    I have rhododendron leaves stockpiled, some maple.
     
  7. mysticmac

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    I have the cleanest ass in Seattle.
     
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  8. The Kurgan

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    Ridiculous.


    Has anybody figured out why this is happening?
     
  9. Inside Job

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    MSM can create a buying panic on anything they want with a few "stories/shortages"
     
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  10. The Kurgan

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    There are no issues with supply lines though, makes no sense.
     
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  11. Jesus X

    Jesus X Corona virus piñata

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    idk but it is hilarious to watch this phenomena
     
  12. Jesus X

    Jesus X Corona virus piñata

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    as a person who works in logistics the crazy thing is the only supply lines that work at 100 percent right now are u.s 53 foot trailers on land. we are going to run out of like hundreds of other things from china and europe that come in 45 foot containers on boats before we run out of domestic products like TP ,TP is also very easy to manufacture.
     
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  13. The Kurgan

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    I'd be with you only the actual vulnerable people are the ones that will suffer as a result of all the plebs losing their shit.
     
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  14. The Kurgan

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    Yeah dead on, toilet paper is not going to be the issue
     
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  15. Kaladin Stormblessed

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    Yo, everyone. They advertised buddais (sp?) Buddet? They advertised it on michael bisping podcast. I bought a cheap one and will never look back

    I dont even need it since I drink metamucil usually so I get ghost wipes. But it gets feels so good. So i hang out there while reading

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  16. D-raw

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    But it will be the tissue.....for your asses :)
     
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    People are fucking idiots.
     
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  20. sparkuri

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    For all the immune folk heading to the stores, this thread needs real-time toilet paper isle pics.
    TMMAC decree 147.q (a)(II)
     
  21. Disciplined Galt

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    Yeah, people who stock up on toilet paper should all die. Now.
     
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    I exchanged punches. Such cuntse. @Rhino@Rhino nuthugger made you run
     
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    A recent survey revealed that 1 in 30 people poo in the shower
     
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