Society Toilet paper

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  1. silentsinger

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    Husband's gone out just to see what the shelves are like. We're fine, he's just interested.

    I said if you see any fights over TP, get your phone out and film that sh*t, Daily Mail will pay for it.
     
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    More like they asked 30 people and one was from Florida
     
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    Wipes were originally intended to be on the go.
     
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    exactly. But if you're at home, you should use the sink.

    3 kids, maybe 1 or 2 small diaper rashes with the first one.
    I had the world's best pediatrician when I lived in OR. Really took the time to learn about you and your kids, and knew how to help you learn about you and your kids.
     
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    What about adult butt wipes? Have they sold out?
     
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    *wrong thread*
     
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    Wouldn't it be more cost effective (let alone sanitary) for people to just buy the bidet attachment for toilet seats? You can pick those up for about $25 if you want the basic ones. People with literally $150+ in toilet paper in their carts is laughable, let alone people driving city to city to hoard.
     
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    If they could think that far ahead, they probably wouldn't be doing what they are doing.

    There's a good chance this all started from places like the life care center and senior homes, going out and stocking up.
    Families going shopping for other families that have cancer, diabetes, are handicapped, obese and other immunocompromised conditions.

    Then a few people see it then everybody does it.
     
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    Monkey see, monkey do.
     
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    at my house we have this amazing invention

    it is called a hose, this thing is high tech man

    Far fucking out
     
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    heard a single story about TP shortage in Australia was run on a bunch of american stations and it spread like wildfire

    next thing you know fools on other side of world are hoarding TP to keep up with the Jones's
     
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    High pressure nozzle attachment I'd assume? Hell of a way to wake up in the morning if you want to cut down on coffee.
     
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    At my house we have these things called "rags" people used to use before chemicals could separate fibers.

    They used them for babies too.
    It's amazing.
    I think the thing people in America haven't realized, is that if they have runs of shit to wipe up, it's probably time to eat healthier, so your asshole does most of the job.

    Btw, despite this thing sucking all the way around, the number one medical cause of coronavirus complications?
    Obesity.

    Hmm....
     
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  17. Inside Job

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    yep
    I run the garden hose to fill a 1000 gallon tank(1500 bucks)
    then I run 2" hose from that tank into my honda High pressure pump(only 750 bucks)

    then I run a 2" inch hose into a brass fire nozzle
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    On high that pump pushes over 150 GPM/gallons per minute of water at 100 PSI/Pounds per square inch

    Haven't used "Toilet Paper" in 15 years or so, and it does feel very nice








    Fun fact
    I have all of that equipment so I may be hosing down the masses if their asses get out of hand
     
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  18. Papi Chingon

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    Sounds like a great way to clean your ass and brush your teeth at the same time.
     
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    yep
    zero plaque and I no longer even have gums to floss

    plus I reverse hydrate so I never drink any liquids
     
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    that was literally the bathroom in the Middle East.
    a hose.
    a hole.
     
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    right on
    I will rig the showers with a half of a 5 gallon jug reducing to the 1 1/2 inch drain and bam...we got shitters in the showers

    Rip out the toilets and put in some shelving.
     
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    Might want to install some garbage disposals in the shower drains too. We know how much fiber you dirty hippies have in your diet.
     
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    Water pressure is my secret weapon
    Cleanest pipes in the NW
     
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    The anus is a self cleaning valve
     
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