General Too much booty for any TMMACer!

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  1. MovinOn

    MovinOn Canis lupus familiaris

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    Beyond THICC!


     
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  2. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    When did morbidly obese become thick? So stupid. She’s a beastmaster.
     
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  3. Hong Kong Phooey

    Hong Kong Phooey HKP Ya You Know Me

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    KA BOOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
     
  4. Outlaw Shit

    Outlaw Shit No Comment
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    lol that is not good
    lets keep it believable
     
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  5. Thunderhead

    Thunderhead Assman Extraordinaire

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    How do you wipe your ass with a derriere like that?
     
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  6. Jesus X

    Jesus X feeling like mac on a power wheels.

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  7. Jesus X

    Jesus X feeling like mac on a power wheels.

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    dat aint a caboose, it be da WHOLE TRAIN BRUH!
     
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    I could handle it
     
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  9. Nemo?

    Nemo? Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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  10. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    I will quote the great Clifford Joseph Harris Jr. from when he was on Howard Stern years ago:

    Howard: (talking about a girl) "Nah man her ass is too big."

    CJHJ: "Ain't no such thing."
     
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  11. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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    Only guys with small dicks don't like big asses
     
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  12. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    My dick is big enough to get me off. I will never fuck a chick over a size 6.
     
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  13. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Jones is the GOAT, get over it dorks

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  14. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    She would definitely sleep with me after i rubbed some salt in that ass
     
  15. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I would hire armed guards to keep her away. I honestly don't understand how that walking tub of cellulite could be attractive to any male who can do better. If that's all you can attract look in the mirror and make some changes.

    My son had a friend who's mom was up my ass. Hispanic big ass big tits. She dressed nice but she was probably a size 10. Always complaining about being too tired to hit the gym. That 10 in a couple years is going to be an 18. I'm not going to say who but she ended up fucking some fighters you guys would know. #over6doesn'tgetmydick
     
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  16. Kneeblock

    Kneeblock Jumbo shrimp

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    I would kill all of you with a fire breathing dragon to smash that.
     
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  17. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Come on you seriously can't find that least bit attractive.
     
  18. Kneeblock

    Kneeblock Jumbo shrimp

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  19. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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  20. Kneeblock

    Kneeblock Jumbo shrimp

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    I can get down with fit chicks.

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  21. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  22. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Beautiful 43 year old man, who knows his worth

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    I break skinny chicks like that. Tag me when some one posts a lady with some meat on her bones.
     
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  23. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Too many of you have settled for 2’s and 3’s making them feel entitled.
     
  24. KWingJitsu

    KWingJitsu ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?

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    I like 'em "real thick and juicy".








    .... but that doesn't seem "real" in the slightest...
     
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  25. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun Once in Forever Poster

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