Sports Trump vs Barack Hussein

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Who wins the fight?


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Thuglife13

✝👦🍕🍦🍩
Dec 15, 2018
20,685
27,387
Obama don't want da smoke. Him with his dad jeans and his man of a wife have nothing for Teh Trump.



 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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Jan 16, 2015
34,645
46,721
Trump any way he wants.
Obama is a metrosexual gay weakling.
Don Ba-ROCKS Obama, then Trumps all over his frail gumby'esque corpse.

Now Michelle....Michelle's a gamer.
Depending on the rules we might have a fight there.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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30,881
Trump any way he wants.
Obama is a metrosexual gay weakling.
Don Ba-ROCKS Obama, then Trumps all over his frail gumby'esque corpse.

Now Michelle....Michelle's a gamer.
Depending on the rules we might have a fight there.
Michael imo.
 

MMAHAWK

Real Gs come from California.America Muthafucker
Feb 5, 2015
15,100
32,958
He beat Romney’s ass in boxing




He puts Hussein Obama in the grave with Vale Tudo rules


 

RaginCajun

The Reigning Undisputed Monsters Tournament Champ
Oct 25, 2015
36,980
93,893
Trump would have easily been the greatest ever if it weren't for those pesky bone spurs.
 

Sheepdog

Protecting America from excessive stool loitering
Dec 1, 2015
8,912
14,237
Trump fan art/fiction is fucking weird.

It's hard to tell how many of these fanucs actually believe Trump would win but I'm guessing most do.

A fit 57 year-old-man isn't going to have too much trouble with an obese 72-year-old.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Jan 15, 2015
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Trump fan art/fiction is fucking weird.

It's hard to tell how many of these fanucs actually believe Trump would win but I'm guessing most do.

A fit 57 year-old-man isn't going to have too much trouble with an obese 72-year-old.
There’s a reason for weight classes stupid.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,616
57,957
Obama would keep his distance and Trump would tire from shuffling his feet while chasing after him. The fight wouldn't get going until the 3rd, and by then Trump would be gassed.

Trump's only hope would be a bum rush early in the fight to get it to the ground where he could take advantage of his size.

Boring. Clashing styles don't always make for good fights.

I'd watch it for free on cable, but I'm not buying that PPV. Fuck you, Dana.
 

sparkuri

Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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Jan 16, 2015
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Lol @ Obama "fighting".
He's no doubt never been in anything that even closely resembles a spirited confrontation, let alone a fight.

He'd try to talk his way out of it, and with no teleprompter, the dicktucking would meander into global de-nuclearization.
If that didn't work he'd begin citing genealogical conditions he has that prohibit him from performing, lest he died with the perpetrator and family incurring serious charges criminally and civilly.

If all else failed he'd flop and piss his pants while laughing "you got me, hahaha" awkwardly trying to play off his complete and total pussification.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
26,916
26,743
Trump fights off armed robbers, he’s like a real life Batman.
Lets not over inflate the story now... yelled at an 'armed' robber. The story was reported a known Trump alias to the tabloids. No crime report was made of the incident and other than the anonymous source, their was no reported victim.
 

Disciplined Galt

Disciplina et Frugalis
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Lets not over inflate the story now... yelled at an 'armed' robber. The story was reported a known Trump alias to the tabloids. No crime report was made of the incident and other than the anonymous source, their was no reported victim.
That’s because Trump ain’t no snitch like some liberal queermo.
 

Freeloading Rusty

Here comes Rover, sniffin’ at your ass
Jan 11, 2016
26,916
26,743
That’s because Trump ain’t no snitch like some liberal queermo.
Trump was the hero dummy what would he have to snitch on?

The only report came from the alias name Trump used to call in fake news to the tabloids.
 

jason73

Yuri Bezmenov was right
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
72,940
134,373
Obama turtles up after the first punch like a cowardly dog