Last night my wife was going out of town for a teaching conference. It was at a nice hotel, so I decided to take my daughter and join her. Her teaching partner is a Dude. She’s told me about this guy because he gets shitfaced at teacher events, and brags about all the coke and booze he can handle. He is married with kids but cheats on his wife with other teachers and sexts a friend of my wife’s who teaches at the school (who I believe might be a scandal herself). Anyways I’m asleep with my daughter in bed last night in the hotel room and my wife comes home from the party and is laughing and telling me what a shit show the party was. Her teaching partner invited a couple of his small town hockey buddies to the party and they were all shit housed and coked up and being obnoxious and dancing up on all the teachers on the dance floor. Then she casually mentions that the dude asked her if she wanted to come back to his hotel room with her. I got out of bed and got dressed. She was like “you’re going to fight this guy just because you feel disrespected?” I got real stone faced like wild wolf and my eyes were black like a shark’s, I said “Damn it Woman! Let me take care of my business.” I’m a 44 year old sober man but I ended up pacing around the parking lot and walking the hotel halls at 2 in the morning, looking for this man. It’s a real non-story because I never found him, but imagine what would have happened to him if I had? Imagine how messed up he’d be? I’ve been in an adrenaline dump all day and my arms are still coursing with lactic acid. I barely slept all night because I was so amped. I needed to vent here.