Lifestyle Turned Back the Clock Last Night.

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  1. Sex Chicken

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    Last night my wife was going out of town for a teaching conference. It was at a nice hotel, so I decided to take my daughter and join her. Her teaching partner is a Dude. She’s told me about this guy because he gets shitfaced at teacher events, and brags about all the coke and booze he can handle. He is married with kids but cheats on his wife with other teachers and sexts a friend of my wife’s who teaches at the school (who I believe might be a scandal herself). Anyways I’m asleep with my daughter in bed last night in the hotel room and my wife comes home from the party and is laughing and telling me what a shit show the party was. Her teaching partner invited a couple of his small town hockey buddies to the party and they were all shit housed and coked up and being obnoxious and dancing up on all the teachers on the dance floor. Then she casually mentions that the dude asked her if she wanted to come back to his hotel room with her. I got out of bed and got dressed. She was like “you’re going to fight this guy just because you feel disrespected?” I got real stone faced like wild wolf and my eyes were black like a shark’s, I said “Damn it Woman! Let me take care of my business.”
    I’m a 44 year old sober man but I ended up pacing around the parking lot and walking the hotel halls at 2 in the morning, looking for this man. It’s a real non-story because I never found him, but imagine what would have happened to him if I had? Imagine how messed up he’d be?
    I’ve been in an adrenaline dump all day and my arms are still coursing with lactic acid.
    I barely slept all night because I was so amped.
    I needed to vent here.
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  3. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    Who would win in a fight, me or your wife?
     
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  4. Sex Chicken

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    Has she been drinking?
     
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    Did anyone get fooled by the clocks being the wrong time? That would've been hilarious.
     
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  6. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon Epstein didn't kill himself
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    Your wife totally bucked a rail off his shaft.
     
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  7. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    Both scenarios
     
  8. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    Think I could beat her up?
     
  9. Sex Chicken

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    I just hopped out of bed and started getting dressed again.
     
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  10. Lars

    Lars Fighter of Men, Lover of Women

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    He’s not worth it! He can’t even plumb up the bottom of his fascia boards!!!
     
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  11. ShatsBassoon

    ShatsBassoon Epstein didn't kill himself
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    Only under pride rules. Kicks to the head while shes down or no dice
     
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  12. sparkuri

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    I'm sure she'd welcome some long-overdue satisfaction, so yes.
     
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    sparkuri Pulse On The Finger Of The Community
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    Please either clarify this, or re-phrase it "sex-chicken"

    :confused::mad::leftright:
     
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    Only part of the story that actually happened was the dude inviting his wife back to his hotel room
     
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    while you were pacing the parking he lot, he was putting your bed through its paces.
     
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  16. Sex Chicken

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    I was gameplanning him in the parking lot like a jacked Firas Zahabi. I know he’s a hockey fighter (because he brags about it), and it is a horrible style for street fighting. All they want to do is grab your shirt, put there head down and throw haymakers. My plan was to throw a straight tight from the depths of hell, maybe exchange a couple punches and then let him tie me up. Then I duck under, pick him up and suplex him or just ride him forward into the ground. The worst move a hockey player will try in a street fight is try to jersey you. It pulls you right in to an easy double. They are practically on their top toes trying to pull your shirt over your head and they fall like a log. I was an old lion, ready for war.
     
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    Maybe take out all that agression on the wifey - since she seems to not be bothered at all by the advances. Something wrong there, m8.
     
  18. RaginCajun

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    I am sorry for all the pussies in this thread. Bring me to the next party that guy is at and I will skull fuck his eye sockets after I grind his eye balls out with some ground and pound.
     
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    Has it been that long since you walked through a parking lot in the wee hours of the morning trying to avoid a guy that you knew wouldn't be in a parking lot in the wee hours of the morning?
     
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    Weird flex but ok
     
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    This poor guy has his wife getting pounded while he's in the hotel room watching the kid so that is the least I can do for our man. Sometimes we have to go to war for our simple friends.
     
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  22. Sex Chicken

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    I’ve never been so disappointed in this community. I am a man taking UFC techniques into real life situations and instead of this being celebrated, it is being insinuated that my wife is an unfaithful coke whore.
     
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    You're a good man. @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken is lucky to have a friend like you.
     
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    no one is insinuating that.

    everyone is being explicit on that point.
     
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