In Towson, Maryland, a man with a (cell phone) camera named Medford Adler frequented the local Subway for a Chicken & Bacon Ranch Melt™ (probably) when, all of a sudden, two adult males engaged over some sort of dispute.
Clever sammy enthusiast that he was, Adler decided to hit the record button on his mobile video device. “Frat kid gets headbutt and teeth knocked out,” Adler described in his YouTube upload, “then threw guy out the window.”
Well put. However, there has been no confirmation that either of these gents were college boys. I mean, clearly they look it, but that would require a Google search to find out! Thus, I’m afraid that we know very little about what the hell was going on here. We’re not entirely clear what the fight was over! Fortunately, the crime blog Breaking 911 managed to uncover a bit of info about the the jag-offs.
Namely:
- A cop was walking by as the fight happened and busted both of them.
- The name of the guy who shoved the other into the glass is Jonathan Pugh.
- The table flew out of the window along with them, according to a police spokesperson.
- The two are going to face charges.
- They both declined medical treatment because, presumably, they felt that was only “for pussies.”
