UFC 234 is a steaming pile of shit

Discussion in 'Cageside - MMA Discussion' started by lordofthepies, Jan 9, 2019.

  1. lordofthepies

    lordofthepies Well-Known Member

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    This one crept up on me, didn't realize this card was a contender for worst PPV card ever. Main is fine, co-main is just sanctioned elderly euthanasia and holy fuck balls does it get bad from there. It's not even a complete card a month out.

    Most of the cunts on it don't even have Wikipedia links. And the best part? I've already bought tickets.
     
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  2. jimmy boogaloo

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    post the card, or i will rainbow you, son!
     
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  3. lordofthepies

    lordofthepies Well-Known Member

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    I've been rainbowed by more blokes than you've had hot meals.
     
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  4. jimmy boogaloo

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    hahaha a fine response
     
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    *throws card on floor/walks off muttering angrily*

     
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  6. IschKabibble

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    Sleeper cards always deliver
     
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  7. Splinty

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    They need to put some effort into selling me on these unknowns.
     
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    That’s a PPV card???
     
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  9. Giuseppe Morabito

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    This, innit
     
  10. BirdWatcher

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    Name some.
     
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    So, what you’re saying is that the promoters should be........promoting?

    Get out of here with that sensibility. Do you want to be a fucking fighter or not!
     
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  12. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger The left-leaning voice of reason

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    They know people in Australia have shit else to do and that the event will sell out regardless
     
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  13. jimmy boogaloo

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    except drink goons, shoot kangaroos and get perilously sun-burned
     
  14. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger The left-leaning voice of reason

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    You forgot explaining every joke and making terribly unfunny YouTube videos
     
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    Ahh it's in Australia. Someone else just asked which sleeper cards deliver. I was about to respond with "ones in austrAust spring to mind" and it's actually there. This card will turn out dope. Will watch now
     
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    If they flush that card, will it swirl around the bowl in the opposite direction?
     
  17. Filthy

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    why would they need to flush the card if JBJ isn't on it?
     
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  18. Tuc Ouiner

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    they should put a kangaroo against uriah
     
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  19. Miesha's Taint

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    Exactly why I'm not bothering to go.
     
  20. Rambo John J

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    yep
    I just checked...I know the style of only 5 fighters
    they are just counting on the spectacle of UFC to sell, not the quality of fighters or bouts

    probably means it will be entertaining fights, but it is weak for sure

    @Wild@Wild @Splinty@Splinty the calendar is kinda blank...I would help out but I am not 2 bright...nurunaku is probably doing real life stuff
     
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    Jim Crute & Kai Kara-France will be awesome to watch.
     
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  22. WEWEREONABREAK

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    If even your older fans look at your cards and go
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    who?
    that's a problem for the long term health of your organization.
     
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  23. ConorMcGregorsBeard

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    It's might not be the card Straya wants, but it's the card it deserves.
     
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  24. Thuglife13

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    Pretty bad but still think UFC 177 was the WOAT especially after Barao was out...
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  25. lordofthepies

    lordofthepies Well-Known Member

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    This is accurate. The card sold out in like 3 minutes. We are stupid cunts.
     
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