General Ultra Heavyweight Showdown.

[Darqnezz]

No Holds Barred. Anything goes. The only rule is: There are no rules.

 

[member 3289]

The gorilla has no chance.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Silver back all day long........

 

[SongExotic2]

Can I teach the monkey how to use a knife?

 

[member 3289]

Can I teach the monkey how to use a knife?

Apes aren't monkeys you fukn idiot.

 

[SongExotic2]

Apes aren't monkeys you fukn idiot.

The fuck they aren't

Stop being racist

 

[Limpy]

Bear with claws and teeth means win. If you haven't seen a Grizzly claw in person and disagree with me then fuck yourself.

 

[member 1013]

Grizzly.

Also what do those strength ratings even mean? Lol.

 

[Onetrickpony]

Someone's been listening to JRE.

 

[member 3289]

Bear with claws and teeth means win. If you haven't seen a Grizzly claw in person and disagree with me then fuck yourself.

This exactly. A gorilla's grip strength means nothing because it doesn't have claws. The grizzly would literally rip the gorilla a new asshole.

A gorilla might have a chance in a thumb wrestling match, but the grizzly wins a fight 10/10 times.

 

[member 3289]

The fuck they aren't

Stop being racist

 

[SC MMA MD]

The bear's claws and reach are going to be a big issue for the gorilla. I don't think the gorillas superior intelligence will be enough.

 

[SongExotic2]

Have you Momo's even watched planet of the apes? The monkey would just shoot it

 

[member 1013]

Have you Momo's even watched planet of the apes? The monkey would just shoot it

We should get a hooker sometime

 

[SongExotic2]

We should get a hooker sometime

A real one or a monkey one?

 

[member 1013]

A real one or a monkey one?

Why do we have to choose? Or even differentiate for that matter

 

[member 3289]

Honestly people who picked gorilla are mentally retarded.

 

[member 1013]

Honestly people who picked gorilla are mentally retarded.

Honestly

Gorillas are amazing beasts and physical specimens.

But there's very few animals Im selecting over a full grown male brown bear. (Grizzly, Kodak, Kamchatka or other).

Maybe an Amur Tiger or a polar bear.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Honestly people who picked gorilla are mentally retarded.

Gorilla wins every time......bears are dopey

 

[SongExotic2]

Gorilla wins every time......bears are dopey

Bears are fucking stupid. We sent gorilla into space.


He'd shoot him with an ion Cannon

 

[SongExotic2]

From orbit

 

[Robbie Hart]

Bears are fucking stupid. We sent gorilla into space.


He'd shoot him with an ion Cannon

I was standing about 25 feet from a silverback gorilla this year and finally admitted to my wife that there is a very high likelihood I get fucking torn to pieces should we meet one day.....took me a long time to come to that conclusion...

 

[SongExotic2]

I was standing about 25 feet from a silverback gorilla this year and finally admitted to my wife that there is a very high likelihood I get fucking torn to pieces should we meet one day.....took me a long time to come to that conclusion...

Yeh when I went to the zoo I looked at gorilla, rhino and California condor.


Then I went home. All the other animals are shit

 

[member 1013]

I was standing about 25 feet from a silverback gorilla this year and finally admitted to my wife that there is a very high likelihood I get fucking torn to pieces should we meet one day.....took me a long time to come to that conclusion...

Bullshit

 

[Robbie Hart]

Bullshit

She said "you still think you can beat one of them up?"