Lifestyle Vasectomies

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  1. Super Dave

    Super Dave Pickle Jar Hero

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    Are a pain in the balls!
     
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  2. Super Dave

    Super Dave Pickle Jar Hero

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  3. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger #JUSTICE4KWING

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    So you're not playing tennis in short shorts yet?
     
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    RaginCajun The Female Orgasm Is A Myth

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    RaginCajun The Female Orgasm Is A Myth

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  6. Never_Rolled

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    You can’t get him pregnant.
     
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  7. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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  9. Jdog93

    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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  10. Judobill

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    My wife said she doesn’t want me to get one because she likes my manliness.
     
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  11. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    She's going to be pissed when you're a bit older and have your first TURP variant done.
     
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  12. jason73

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    this was a rookie mistake by a guy who should have known better. obviously this isnt the first kid so the lesson should have already been learned. you cant close your eyes around kids of this age without either getting hit in the face or hit in the balls. every father knows this . you are just inviting it upon yourself by trying to nap on the couch
     
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  13. lueVelvet

    lueVelvet WHERT DA FERCK?

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    All day every day for a few days at least lol...
     
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