Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Super Dave, Aug 4, 2019.
Are a pain in the balls!
So you're not playing tennis in short shorts yet?
You can’t get him pregnant.
My wife said she doesn’t want me to get one because she likes my manliness.
She's going to be pissed when you're a bit older and have your first TURP variant done.
this was a rookie mistake by a guy who should have known better. obviously this isnt the first kid so the lesson should have already been learned. you cant close your eyes around kids of this age without either getting hit in the face or hit in the balls. every father knows this . you are just inviting it upon yourself by trying to nap on the couch
All day every day for a few days at least lol...