Lifestyle Wake up pussies, we are jet boating this morning!

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ThatOneDude

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So many pussies asleep.
Get out there and jet boat in the freezing cold.
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ThatOneDude

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Fucking beaver was just checking the jet out, fucker better not cut the tree down that I am tied too.
 

ThatOneDude

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Google told me. It was 28 this morning. 9c is the current water temp though.
 

ThatOneDude

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Vary sad. And for the record I had on sweat pants, breathable waders, a long sleeve shirt and a hoodie.
 

ThatOneDude

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Get a camera mount for your boat, put me on video call, and I’ll yell when I see a fish.
I mean..... I plan to have my Surface with me. I can tether it to my cell phones wifi, send you a Teams meeting invite, and you can teach me how to fish!
 

RaginCajun

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Absolutely gorgeous tree Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken ,you are an inspiration to outdoors men everywhere. Especially BeardOfKnowledge @Thor Georgeos and I (same person).
True facts- Only lures that have caught record fish make the Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken tree.
When Christmas are done he is going to throw the entire tree in the water and use it for trolling and get even more fish.
One year a fish actually jumped out of the local river, flopped it's way into Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken's living room and jumped on a lure hanging from the tree, that is the fishing power that man has.
 

ThatOneDude

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True facts- Only lures that have caught record fish make the Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken tree.
When the holidays are done he is going to throw the entire tree in the water and use it for trolling and get even more fish.
One year a fish actually jumped out of the local river, flopped it's way into Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken's living room and jumped on a lure hanging from the tree, that is the fishing power that man has.
He's very literally a god damned force of nature. Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken consistently knocks it out of the park.