General went to an axe bar with my ex wife

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  1. johnny longarms

    johnny longarms Active Member

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    and didnt get a shot at her cuz she didnt want to play. had a great time otherwise. pretty cool little spots i would do it again.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Can someone fluent in Cecil the lion translate this?
     
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  4. johnny longarms

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    i was hoping i could land 1 in her skull "accidentally" but she stayed clear.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Rambo's pic is an accurate rep of the type of place you went to? I thought by shot you meant you were trying to get laid and she shot you down. I had no idea an axe bar is well an axe bar. Who knew?
     
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    I have no idea either FYI
    googled it and decided to throw cecil an image
    axe bar lol
     
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    Yas went to an "axe bar" but you didn't put it in her "axe wound".

    Unfortunate bro.
     
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    yep its a real live axe throwing bar. we had about 10 12 prople and it was a good time.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I seriously thought axe was some kind of drunken typo. I had no idea these places were a thing. Did you get laid anyway?
     
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    actually i was the 1st to put it in the cunts ax wound. them days are done. our daughter turned 21 so we all went out and had a good time
     
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    There are a few in South Florida now. They originally come from Texas I believe
     
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    One opened in Boynton.
    Game Of Axes – Game Of Axes
     
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    Looks like a lot of fun...I could see a lot of axes hitting handle to wood and failing short at first
    it is fun to stick knives and Axes to wood...did some last summer
     
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    one recently opened in Columbia, SC

    I am going in a couple of weeks
     
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    Who’s that?
     
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    image from internet...I dunno
     
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    Someone else that won’t fuck you.
     
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  19. johnny longarms

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    we had a good time. they didnt have much for food and drinks where we went but i would go again.
     
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    axe bar sounds like something lumberjack bears go to.
     
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    Hey son does this leather make me look fat?
     
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    leather at the axe bar not affiliated with manhunt in Virginia.

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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    What if your swingin a big axe?
     
  24. Jesus X

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    you can swing a hatchet. the axe bar doesn't discriminate. some people can only handle a hatchet an axe requires two hands and is more exhausting.
     
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