Mine is probably when I get undressed for the first time in front of a hot chick and she looks me up and down and whispers “Perfect”.
General What’s Your Biggest “Turn On”?
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Whenever my wife comments how big something is, I always close my eyes and imagine she's talking about my penis.
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Ok, I'm not going crazy. I thought that silly orangutan was back.When a man teaser returns under a new account....
Tease a man's nipple, it's horseplay, tease two man's nipples and make noises like a pterodactyl, that's some marine shit.
I like he's back. He's my favorite active psychopath
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Another one of my turn ons is when I go to Home Depot, I always park in the “reserved contractor” spots and go in through the contractor entrance. I’m just waiting for some mouthy contractor like
@ShatsBassoon to say something so I can dog walk them through the parking lot.
Fuck you contractors.
@ShatsBassoon to say something so I can dog walk them through the parking lot.Fuck you contractors.
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Try that in floridaAnother one of my turn ons is when I go to Home Depot, I always park in the “reserved contractor” spots and go in through the contractor entrance. I’m just waiting for some mouthy contractor like
Fuck you contractors.
The first problem here is you shop at home depot.Another one of my turn ons is when I go to Home Depot, I always park in the “reserved contractor” spots and go in through the contractor entrance. I’m just waiting for some mouthy contractor like
Fuck you contractors.
as knife guy i'd like to know what type of knife this guy uses or hatchet.
I can see a group of contractors huddled up inside and staring. Trying to fire each other up to come outside and say something to me.
They won’t.
Are you in Detroit? Looks like shit there.
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