Lifestyle What are your greatest athletic achievements?

[Wintermute]

For @Kneeblock it has to be the time 2 wrestlers tried to jump him in HS by circling to opposite sides in the hallway and rushing him, at which point he honest to fucking god jumps in the air and split kicks them both in the chest.

And lands it.

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

23 time city league flag football champ (3-4 seasons per calendar year). I don't know the overall record, but most of those seasons were undefeated. Our team was nationally ranked one season and invited to play in the national USFTL (or whatever the fuck) championship tournament in Florida. Some of us couldn't get off work and/or didn't have the cash so we had to give up our spot.

 

[kneeblock]

For @Kneeblock it has to be the time 2 wrestlers tried to jump him in HS by circling to opposite sides in the hallway and rushing him, at which point he honest to fucking god jumps in the air and split kicks them both in the chest.

And lands it.

Lol that's literally all I got. You tell my kids that story on my grave!

 

[Splinty]

Lol that's literally all I got. You tell my kids that story on my grave!

Dude Ill be telling MY kids about that

 

[Splinty]

For @Kneeblock it has to be the time 2 wrestlers tried to jump him in HS by circling to opposite sides in the hallway and rushing him, at which point he honest to fucking god jumps in the air and split kicks them both in the chest.

And lands it.

To think he was only one grainy video away from being a viral sensation. Too far ahead of his time.

 

[Jesus X]

I had a .600 batting average in high school with 6 homeruns in 22 games I was in the same conference CIF as 4 future pros so it wasn't as impressive.

I also played all 9 positions on my varsity team which I was a part of since the 9th grade. I won the underclassmen of the year plaque created for me as the only 9th grader to ever make varsity(this was later won by my brother and relatives).

I threw no hitter,hit for the cycle a few times.

played two games in the same day with a broken hand right hand I was right handed.

I lead my soccer team to middle school titles,city titles,and regional titles as a mid fielder and goal keeper,I was too short to be a goal keeper in high school.

I was a quarterback in pop warner and a tail back/wr

I boxed and did muay thai but never won any titles the competition was stacked here,the guy that beat me went on to fight alfredo angulo in some amatuer event.

I was also 2nd place on my PT team in NJROTC. I guess that counts

 

[Jesus X]

For @Kneeblock it has to be the time 2 wrestlers tried to jump him in HS by circling to opposite sides in the hallway and rushing him, at which point he honest to fucking god jumps in the air and split kicks them both in the chest.

And lands it.

 

[Wintermute]

Similar, but when he hit them they kind of both went into the lockers and collapsed laughing. It wasn't a serious attack- he had heel-hooked one of them, who coincidentally was like my HS bully- the week before. This was 1997.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Totally forgot I should have beating Antoine Walker in a game of horse on my list.

 

[Judobill]

I was in high school, walking outside with a bunch of people. I was, of course, stoned out of my mind, when all of the sudden, I reacted to something out of the corner of my eye. I put my hand up and out by my face, Kung Fu style, and perfectly deflected a tennis ball that was going to smash me in the face. Like I said, I was baked so I didn't want to draw any attention to myself, so I didn't say anything and just kept walking like nothing happened. I instantly became like Kwai Chang Caine because of that.

 

[ShatsBassoon]

I once was able to be flexible enough to suck my own dick. Wasnt sure if it felt like I was getting head from another dude or just sucking another dudes dick.