General What did you get your Valentine today?

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  1. sparkuri

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    My wife’s birthday is on February 25th and mine is on the 20th. We always say we will have one night out to celebrate all 3 and every year I break down and buy her something on valentines.

    Valentines is a made up holiday that I don’t agree with, that was created to peer pressure people into spending money. But, I know it makes my wife feel special when I get her something after we say we won’t, and if I can make her feel good by giving her the opportunity to show off a bit to her friends, that’s enough for me.
     
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    Agreed. It’s just another Friday around my house tonight.
     
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  4. Hauler

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    I was serious here bros.

    I just bought a house.
     
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  5. Frank Armitage

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    congrats bro
    Very cool
     
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  8. Hauler

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    Thanks.

    12 acres. I might buy a horse.
     
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  9. Judobill

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    A card and some peace and quiet.
     
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  10. Hauler

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    Or a goat
     
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    That's awesome man. Congrats.
     
  12. Hauler

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    Thanks man.

    I ain't getting no horse.
     
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  13. Frank Armitage

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    damn now I am jealous

    I want a lil posse of goats...milk, cheese, tacos!

    12 acres! oh man...u can have your own shooting range
     
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    Did you verify the pearls were real before giving them to her? Most pearls are fakes. I always test the pearls. If you don't knkw how to do this I can walk you through the process and save you some embarrassment in case they are fake. Pour enough vinegar into a bowl to cover the jewelry and let it soak for a few hours. If the pearls are real they will disolve. If they are fake they will not. Nothing worse than 6 months after giving pearls your woman finds out they are fake.
     
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    I sure didn't. If she picked out fake pearls at the jewellry store that's on her. She wouldn't care anyways, she's not that shallow.
     
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    Haha pink for valentine's how fitting
     
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    Homo.
     
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    I got married on Valentine's Day

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    I drew her flowers, saves money
     
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    Don’t give it a name.
     
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    My anniversary is Valentine's too.
     
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    I
    Met mine on V day at a housewarming.
    Banged that night.
    16 yrs later, now my wife and mother of 2 kids, is still hot AF
     
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    I got us some home delivered Italian food. I’m guessing it wasn’t enough since my remote car key isn’t working which means my car won’t start. Guessing karma bit me in the ass
     
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