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Robbie Hart

Robbie Hart

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Good lord, I’m getting old
My little girl is turning 13 and I want her to be happy. She lives in England. What would be a great father gift ?
 
Wild

Wild

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Kate Spade or Coach purse. She’ll think she’s the coolest girl in school.
 
Hauler

Hauler

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Do what my dad did for my sister.

Have someone tie a rope to a tree in the backyard and fray the loose end of it.
Tell her you got her a pony and that it's in the backyard. When she discovers the rope just yell "Oh no! It got away!"

If it's anything like what happened with my sister, you'll feel a little guilty for the next few months when she leaves carrots out for it trying to entice it to come back home. But eventually she'll get over it - you still get credit for having gotten her the best gift ever but don't have to feed a pony for the next 20 years.
 
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kvr28

kvr28

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Hauler said:
Do what my dad did for my sister.

Have someone tie a rope to a tree in the backyard and fray the loose end of it.
Tell her you got her a pony and that it's in the backyard. When she discovers the rope just yell "Oh no! It got away!"

If it's anything like what happened with my sister, you'll feel a little guilty for the next few months when she leaves carrots out for it trying to entice it come back home. But eventually she'll get over it - you still get credit for having gotten her the best gift ever but don't have to feed a pony for the next 20 years.
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lol, that's fucking brutal
 
Hauler

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kvr28 said:
lol, that's fucking brutal
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We still bring it up during family events when the drinks start flowing. Lots of laughs.
Even at 45 years old she's still a little pissy about it.
 
Nemo?

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Technology always wins in today's era....how much you looking to spend Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart ? Update her cell phone? Is she spoiled?
 
segfault

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Hauler said:
Do what my dad did for my sister.

Have someone tie a rope to a tree in the backyard and fray the loose end of it.
Tell her you got her a pony and that it's in the backyard. When she discovers the rope just yell "Oh no! It got away!"

If it's anything like what happened with my sister, you'll feel a little guilty for the next few months when she leaves carrots out for it trying to entice it to come back home. But eventually she'll get over it - you still get credit for having gotten her the best gift ever but don't have to feed a pony for the next 20 years.
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Your father was a genius. An evil genius, but it can't be denied.
 
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