General What happens if I hold in a sneeze?

[MMAPlaywright]

I’m getting sick and goddamned tired of these sneezes. Allergies are putting a beating on me and I sneeze ridiculously loud. This shit is about to stop.

When I hold my nose shut for my next sneeze, what’s gonna happen? Will my eyes shoot out of my head and then hang by a string? I’m gonna find out.

Can anyone advise me? Am I about to screw up royally?

 

[KWingJitsu]

Your pancreas will shatter into about tree-fitty pieces.

 

[jason73]

you may herniate your balloon knot

 

[Robbie Hart]

You’ll be exposing yourself to something the body is trying to help rid you of

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Spoiler: Huge tits

 

[jerk]

 

[BenAskrensStrikingcoach]

Spoiler: Huge tits

Pretty much this, except with a man its usually the testicles that expand.

 

[Hwoarang]

Pretty much this, except with a man its usually the testicles that expand.

I must've held in a lot of sneezes when I was younger...

 

[gangsterkathryn]

@Lars has seen it happen.

 

[member 1013]

@Lars has seen it happen.

You know I am blind you insolent wench!!!

 

[gangsterkathryn]

You know I am blind you insolent wench!!!

That only happened today.

 

[SuperPig]

You'll burst a few blood vessels in your eyes

 

[BenAskrensStrikingcoach]

I must've held in a lot of sneezes when I was younger...

More than likely, your main rival is a demon.

 

[MovinOn]

Spoiler: Gonna blow your wad...

 

[Toelocku]

Dude get local bee pollen...I have horrible allergies and pollen knocks it out

 

[Papi Chingon]

you may herniate your balloon knot

Agreed. I was going to say blow an o-ring, but you post sounds like a man with medical knowledge.

 

[jason73]

Agreed. I was going to say blow an o-ring, but you post sounds like a man with medical knowledge.

 

[Rambo John J]

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

So... Did you hold them in? Did you shit your pants?

 

[BenAskrensStrikingcoach]

So... Did you hold them in? Did you shit your pants?

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Shhhh, don't tell him what actually happens.

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I can never seem to keep my eyes open when I sneeze.