(What if) Jones's B Sample Comes Back Negative

[Rambo John J]

Not reading this long ass post but holy shit are you obsessed.

Build a bridge and get over it, my man.

I am obsessed?

your entire forum life is spent hugging four man nuts.

LOL your classic bra

 

[Chromium]

This for sure. Dana is the leaker, or the man who okayed the leak---nothing else makes sense. I'm sure he blew a heart gasket through his frog hole the second USADA informed him, and that his very first action was to contact TMZ.

IIRC in other cases, USADA will announce that a positive result was obtained from a test, but does not name the fighter until B sample confirms. AFAIK---maybe Belfort and some others have been exceptions.

The fighter has to request the B-sample, so the fighter and anyone he tells would know. JBJ and Jackson/Winkeljohn may or may not be able to keep a lid on all that, but at the UFC a whole lot of people other than Dana White would know, including secretaries and assistants and whoever a secretary or assistant might mention this too. So TMZ would get the story.

Once that happened, TMZ is not beholden to Dana White when it comes to stuff like this. Unlike with Ariel Helwani, Dana White throwing TMZ under the bus for reporting a story would be far more trouble than it's worth.

 

[Rambo John J]

No, that's not the way this process works.

Educate yourself.

that is exactly how it works

hole in the dyke no longer has a finger in it...water is rushing in and you better move to high ground

 

[WoodenPupa]

The fighter has to request the B-sample, so the fighter and anyone he tells would know. JBJ and Jackson/Winkeljohn may or may not be able to keep a lid on all that, but at the UFC a whole lot of people other than Dana White would know, including secretaries and assistants and whoever a secretary or assistant might mention this too. So TMZ would get the story.

Once that happened, TMZ is not beholden to Dana White when it comes to stuff like this. Unlike with Ariel Helwani, Dana White throwing TMZ under the bus for reporting a story would be far more trouble than it's worth.

I'm not saying Dana's the only person who knew. I'm saying he knew first, and the fact TMZ got the story super fast points toward him. This would fit Dana's pattern of behavior as well---utmost spite followed by revenge of some sort. Not that I blame him in this instance. But sure, it could have been someone else.

 

[Pitbull9]

Then i will look like a real asshole and Malki will own me haha

 

[ShakaSway]

This for sure. Dana is the leaker, or the man who okayed the leak---nothing else makes sense. I'm sure he blew a heart gasket through his frog hole the second USADA informed him, and that his very first action was to contact TMZ.

That certainly makes sense. TMZ are scummy enough to pay decent for anything like this, Dana likes money and throwing people under the bus whenever its an option. And best get it out quick and get the shitstorm over with.

It almost makes too much sense, like the motives are obvious enough to be in a mystery novel for children.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

I'm waiting for the B Sample results.

And what are you going to say when it comes back hot?

 

[member 3289]

And what are you going to say when it comes back hot?

*if*

 

[member 3289]

I expect the penis watchers to ensure this doesn't happen, you attention whore

1v1 me irl

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

*if*

Yes, in a hypothetical situation, that has not yet happened...

What will you say if the B sample comes back hot?

 

[Chromium]

I'm not saying Dana's the only person who knew. I'm saying he knew first, and the fact TMZ got the story super fast points toward him. This would fit Dana's pattern of behavior as well---utmost spite followed by revenge of some sort. Not that I blame him in this instance. But sure, it could have been someone else.

But, that makes no sense. He'd literally be throwing his own champion hard under the bus, killing any hope of damage control and hurting the entire UFC in the process, and Dana White would never be petty enough t-
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...fuck

 

[WoodenPupa]

But, that makes no sense. He'd literally be throwing his own champion hard under the bus, killing any hope of damage control and hurting the entire UFC in the process, and Dana White would never be petty enough t-
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...fuck

Lol. You got me...was all ready to pounce.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

View: https://twitter.com/erikmagraken/status/901126823567740929

 

[Super Dave]

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

 

[Rambo John J]

And what are you going to say when it comes back hot?

that avatar is off the hook my man

demands respect

 

[Ghost Bro]

1v1 me irl

Pick on someone your own internet size
1v1 SF mid no rune no bottle
I beat dendi once

 

[Mishima Zaibatsu]

Then we rejoice and I apologize for thinking for a moment he actually did it!

 

[Ceiling Fan]

View: https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/907775462587297792

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

Daaaaamn, dirty as fuck.

 

[ShakaSway]

Was a solid what if. Sparked mocking to memorable conversation. Solid topic without cheating and using hindsight.