What manly sh!t have you done today?

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  1. Punch

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    That's a good one, and makes perfect sense. Although, my redneck ass has quite a few females in the family who would've sooner pushed you off it for a turn instead of fussing about it. How can you not love a steamroller? :D
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  2. Punch

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    More manly than me homie. IDFW nature like that. :D
     
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  3. pattitude

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    Fuckin' women always gotta put a damper on the party...

    Maybe you should have put one of the girls in the drivers seat and watch them have fun!
     
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  4. Hauler

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    Have you seen how most women drive?
     
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  6. pattitude

    pattitude Well-Known Member
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    Exactly!
     
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    Welcome back Alienator, you crazy bastard. Post here for a month, gone for three...back for a week, gone for 3 months lol.

    Manly shit I did today was pack a washing machine from my garage, thru the house, down the stairs, and into the basement laundry room. Then hooked that shit up so my wife would get off of my ass. Let the good times roll.
     
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    Made a bunch of money for my wife and future kids
     
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  9. Punch

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    Fucking life wouldn't let me cruise teh interwebz homie. It's starting to calm down now.
     
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  10. Punch

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    Dat's def summa dat man shit.

    Only thing that would be more manly is making it for the wife, the future kids, and the wife's future husband. :D
     
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  11. pattitude

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    Nah, that punk should bring his own money to the table!

    Btw, nice seeing you again, my friend!
     
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  12. Pitbull9

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    Nah fuck that it's for my next ex wife.
     
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  13. Punch

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    Thanks pat. Good to see the homies! :D
     
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  14. Punch

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  16. Punch

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    Not for the faint hearted indeed! :D
     
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    I yelled at a crew of marble guys because they didnt rig one of their skids properly and it falled

    I was like guys, come on

    I mean seriously

    come on
     
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    I did not know that's what kind of doc you are....very admirable sir splinty

    I am so glad my wife didn't need a c-sec
     
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    Who said anything about being a doctor??



    :eek:
     
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    I tried to get some time watching porn, and I did try, but since the cigarette smoking council folks actually realised they could walk and vote (the Lord giveth and hopefully the Lord take awayeth) my wife decided that it was vital that she work from home today because unfortunately these dregs have an impact on the markets which impacts my wife's working base of clients.........benefits Britain fucked up my day.......
     
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    Was she cool with that?
     
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    Fucking LMAO you dirty dog
     
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    Cant tell you. Needless to say i win this thread at least 3 times today.


    And i lost my shit and had to go for a walk to calm down before i started throat punching motherfuckers.

    Lots of good regulatin today
     
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  25. Hauler

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    You a hit man?
     
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