General What Should I get from Whataburger?

[Uncle Tom Doug]

I normally skip breakfast and lunch, but once a week I unhealthy shit for lunch. Tomorrow I will be going to Whataburger because they only appeared in the area within the past year and I don't know any better.

I know a bunch of you homos are from Texas, what should I get? Something from somewhere else?

 

[okiebug]

Breakfast. Biscuits and Gravy.

 

[sparkuri]

A raincheck

 

[NiteProwleR]

I normally skip breakfast and lunch, but once a week I unhealthy shit for lunch. Tomorrow I will be going to Whataburger because they only appeared in the area within the past year and I don't know any better.

I know a bunch of you homos are from Texas, what should I get? Something from somewhere else?

Patty melt. Onion rings are great but that may be an onion overload. Spicy ketchup.

 

[Lennybishop]

Patty melt. Onion rings are great but that may be an onion overload. Spicy ketchup.

Onion overload?

 

[Lennybishop]

Sweet and spicy bacon burger. Add grilled jalapeños. Do the spicy ketchup. Lots of chubby women in there. Enjoy the food and the views. Yours welcome.

 

[Cornhole Champ]

how about a damn burger, it's in the name

 

[vad]

You know, I have an extended family member who apparently gained like 100lbs eating from this place, didnt know him before he was fat. He would rave about it.

So finally one day I was able to have it.

Its just a burger. Is it better than McDonalds, idk, maybe, maybe not. If I never had it again I wouldnt notice or care one bit.

Its below 5 Guys though its been probably a decade since Ive eaten there.

 

[IschKabibble]

Easiest order of my life. Double cheese with grilled jalapenos, lettuce, tomato and mayo. I haven't done mayo on a burger in a looong time.

 

[vad]

Easiest order of my life. Double cheese with grilled jalapenos, lettuce, tomato and mayo. I haven't done mayo on a burger in a looong time.

I like this order. Id probably toss some mayo on that bitch though.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

how about a damn burger, it's in the name

There's like 15 different burgers there, Mr. Sassypants.

 

[NiteProwleR]

The default is mustard and they slather it on good so if you want mayo, ask. They can do both and its mighty tasty. You also wanna ask for toasted buns if you get a regular burger. They toast the inside but this way both sides are toasted.

Patty melt is as follows. Double meat, double Monterrey jack, grilled onions and pepper sauce on 2 slices of TAYHOSS toast. Its a must have, imo.

 

[Judobill]

Their burgers are fine, nothing special. Their milkshakes are pretty decent.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Also, I shouldn't be promoting this but some queeno in front of me requested brioche and they obliged if there's any gays left here. You can get any toppings on their list including different cheeses.

They used to be better, true. Before Chicago took it from us but if you order like I told you its good stuff. The onion rings and fries are much better than in and out and the ketchup is world class. You'll want to bring home a jar for your cabinet(not fridge).

 

[Lennybishop]

if there's any gays left here.

Don't tell me. I'm the only one left.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

I didn't even get to go, gay-ass meetings fucked up my afternoon. I bet that homo @Lennybishop was responsible.

Looks like it will be next week.

Thank you all for the suggestions!

 

[Rambo John J]

Never had what burger, or in and out
5 guys is decent

 

[NiteProwleR]

What part of TX are you in? If you're in central you may want to try some BBQ!

 

[MountainMedic]

Never had what burger, or in and out
5 guys is decent

Went to 5 guys once. Wasn't really impressed, especially for the price.

 

[NiteProwleR]

Whataburger is a notch below 5 guys pricing. There are so many great local joints, especially bbq places that do much better smash burgers off their own grinded meat that I dont really bother with it unless I have coupons. Its also open 24/7 so that place is a monster for after hrs activity.

Whataburger does the survey receipt thing, too. So just write down any 5 digit number and you get a #1 combo for under 6 bucks.

 

[Rambo John J]

Went to 5 guys once. Wasn't really impressed, especially for the price.

Lady loves it, I am just lukewarm on it
Cool that you can put so damn many free toppings on it but that is a huge ungrippable burger

 

[MountainMedic]

There are so many great local joints

This, I will always take a chance at a small mom & pop if I have a choice.

 

[MountainMedic]

Lady loves it, I am just lukewarm on it
Cool that you can put so damn many free toppings on it but that is a huge ungrippable burger

Thinking back, I think the main thing was it took almost 30 minutes to get our food for four. I wasn't happy.

 

[Uncle Tom Doug]

What part of TX are you in? If you're in central you may want to try some BBQ!

If this was for me, I'm not in The independent republic of Texas, Whataburger opened up a few locations here in Upstate, SC.

 

[NiteProwleR]

I loved me some Butffuckers and Wallbangers. There salad bar and condiment toppings were tops. Cheese sauce, why thank you! Would order plain burger and top with nacho cheese. Same for the tayto wedges.

Best burgers were from our fishing hole called The Sportsman. 1/2 lbrs and half your plate was fries for 6 bucks. Best wings ever, too. Owner was a miserable prick. Moved it to SPI(closed shortly after) and broke our little teen hearts.