General What the hell is going on with butterball turkey's

[kvr28]

Have had like 5 people tell me today to stay away from the butterball, it's freaky shit man. WTF

 

[kvr28]

WTF


View: https://twitter.com/Ken_Climo/status/1861577360664830065

 

[kvr28]

View: https://twitter.com/DramaAlert/status/1861123777293099161

 

[kvr28]

View: https://twitter.com/GotrillaGorilla/status/1861592681878532175

 

[vad]

I’m just going to say it, that seems to be abnormal behavior.

 

[kvr28]

I’m just going to say it, that seems to be abnormal behavior.

The dark meat is worth the squeeze

 

[CuddleBug]

I guess that explains the name.

 

[Wild]

Some sick motherfuckers in this world. We bought Kroger turkeys for 49 cents a pound.

 

[mysticmac]

This info seems to be coming from PETA, so I'll take it with a grain of salt. PETA believes animals should be killed rather than be owned by people. Like cats, dogs, cows, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if they staged those videos.

 

[kvr28]

Seems to be an old video from 2006, just making the rounds right now

 

[NotBanjaxo]

This info seems to be coming from PETA, so I'll take it with a grain of salt. PETA believes animals should be killed rather than be owned by people. Like cats, dogs, cows, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if they staged those videos.

Yeah fuck PETA, miserable bastards.

PETA’s Animal “Shelter” Continues as a Leader in Animal Death

Animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) recently posted the "news" that it had "newly obtained public records" showing…

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From the article:

As an animal shelter regulated by the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services (VDACS), PETA must file a report annually that inventories the dogs, cats and other animals it had on hand during the prior year and that states what happened to them. As we have reported before (see, e.g., here), PETA’s euthanasia rate has consistently exceeded the rates of other shelters in Virginia by wide margins. The data for 2023 is no different.

The graph below, based on data reported to, and published by VDACS, shows shelter euthanasia rates for 2023 — that is how many animals were put down as a percentage of how many animals the shelter had on hand during the year. The results for PETA are shown next to the results for all public shelters, all private shelters and all agencies combined in Virginia.

 

[Mutant]

This why you don't import 20+ million @NiteProwleR 's!

 

[Hauler]

Would have been fun to be a fly on the wall at the butterball executive meetings discussing this behavior.

OK...We obviously need to come up with some rules...

Rule #1: Don't fuck the turkeys
Rule #2: Remember Rule #1

 

[MountainMedic]

This info seems to be coming from PETA, so I'll take it with a grain of salt. PETA believes animals should be killed rather than be owned by people. Like cats, dogs, cows, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if they staged those videos.

Lefty bullshit

 

[MountainMedic]

Would have been fun to be a fly on the wall at the butterball executive meetings discussing this behavior.

"Wait, wat? Are those mexicans really fucking the turkeys? Well, shit. Semen cooks off, right??"

 

[kvr28]

"Wait, wat? Are those mexicans really fucking the turkeys? Well, shit. Semen cooks off, right??"

The bleach bath kills all

 

[NiteProwleR]

This why you don't import 20+ million @NiteProwleR 's!

As long as you keep away those colorful EYETALLIES

 

[Lennybishop]

I'm not saying it's right, but I can see why.

 

[kvr28]

 

[Papi Chingon]

As a Butterball employee, all I can say is the pay isn't high, but the perks make up for it.

 

[Hauler]

I'm not saying it's right, but I can see why.
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[Mutant]

As long as you keep away those colorful EYETALLIES

My people are not chicken fuckers wedocan

 

[segfault]

View: https://twitter.com/GotrillaGorilla/status/1861592681878532175

Just seeing that screencap and I can hear it in my head, "Stuff the SHIT out of it! Hiawatha!" Great character.