General What type of food does your wife make you?

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  1. Cameron Tiger

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    Mine is preparing some enchiladas that she bought from the store and all she has to do is heat them up, plus some 1 minute rice in a microwave packet and some plain Dorito corn chips and some salsa out of a bottle.

    I might post a pic when she finally dishes up the slop.

    What do you get, I'm betting it's roast lamb, fillet steak, Asian stir fry........
     
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    Then why don't you make your own dinner?
     
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    Everything from scratch usually.
    Organic.
    Free range.
    Healthy & tasty.

    I wouldn’t let her cook me a steak though.
    Got to draw the line somewhere.
     
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    Ha. Jokes on you, I haven't got a wife
     
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    45 seems like the right age.
     
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    Because that is the woman's job.


    She has a job and doesn't get home until the evening. I am currently in-between jobs and stay at home but If word gets out that I'm doing house work then they will take away me dole, so I have to play it cool. They have investigators who take photos of you cooking and stuff.
     
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    3/10 could have been good if you didnt try so hard on the 7th post.
     
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    No one is doubting your shitty food. You should have waited for the wife hate to start before you gave up that you are a out of work lazy fuck. Now no one cares if your wife feeds you that shit.
     
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    What’s your drink of choice OP?
     
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    Can you please repeat this in English?
     
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    Let me translate for you



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    Since he is out of work and all
     
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    I cook most of the time bc I'm not an insecure pussy who feels forced to be assigned to traditional gender roles
     
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    Shut up bitch, get back in the kitchen
     
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    Every day, my ex-wife makes a huge serving of "Thousands of Miles Away."
     
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    just meat and veggies...that is what we eat 90% of the time

    I am a better cook(her words not mine), but she is much faster and cooks much more often
     
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