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Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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You ever had a cuban stripper fart cocaine into your face?
No, but I just slept with a Cuban Puerto Rican chick who talked mad shit about how “I know what I got is good and I know what the fuck I’m doing, I’m not sucking dick and you’re going down on me”
What happened, she goes down on me, I didn’t go down on her and she was not as good as she confidently boasted about.

shitty part is, I work with her and well, things aren’t warm and fuzzy when I walk in the office anymore, it’s ice cold
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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No, but I just slept with a Cuban Puerto Rican chick who talked mad shit about how “I know what I got is good and I know what the fuck I’m doing, I’m not sucking dick and you’re going down on me”
What happened, she goes down on me, I didn’t go down on her and she was not as good as she confidently boasted about.

shitty part is, I work with her and well, things aren’t warm and fuzzy when I walk in the office anymore, it’s ice cold
Aren't you old enough to know you don't shit where you eat?
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
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Aren't you old enough to know you don't shit where you eat?
Very much aware of that, I have done it several times but I just couldn’t say no this time again. Ffs, she texted me late at night “time to jump into robe, I don’t wear shit when I’m in my robe”
I said “any video proof?
Ding, message alert - Video in my Facebook messages of her stripping out of her pink robe playing with her breastisis, face and all. The fuck am I supposed to do? Not follow through?
To me? Worth the shitting where I eat
I kind of like her but she’s a useless slut in my eyes and I can’t get that out of my head
 

RaginCajun

And knowing is half the battle
Oct 25, 2015
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Very much aware of that, I have done it several times but I just couldn’t say no this time again. Ffs, she texted me late at night “time to jump into robe, I don’t wear shit when I’m in my robe”
I said “any video proof?
Ding, message alert - Video in my Facebook messages of her stripping out of her pink robe playing with her breastisis, face and all. The fuck am I supposed to do? Not follow through?
To me? Worth the shitting where I eat
I kind of like her but she’s a useless slut in my eyes and I can’t get that out of my head
Gonna need to see that video as proof.
 

conor mcgregor nut hugger

Lizards are awesome
Oct 24, 2015
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No, but I just slept with a Cuban Puerto Rican chick who talked mad shit about how “I know what I got is good and I know what the fuck I’m doing, I’m not sucking dick and you’re going down on me”
What happened, she goes down on me, I didn’t go down on her and she was not as good as she confidently boasted about.

shitty part is, I work with her and well, things aren’t warm and fuzzy when I walk in the office anymore, it’s ice cold
 

ThatOneDude

Commander in @Chief, Dick Army
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Jan 14, 2015
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Very much aware of that, I have done it several times but I just couldn’t say no this time again. Ffs, she texted me late at night “time to jump into robe, I don’t wear shit when I’m in my robe”
I said “any video proof?
Ding, message alert - Video in my Facebook messages of her stripping out of her pink robe playing with her breastisis, face and all. The fuck am I supposed to do? Not follow through?
To me? Worth the shitting where I eat
I kind of like her but she’s a useless slut in my eyes and I can’t get that out of my head
OK thats fair.
 

RaginCajun

And knowing is half the battle
Oct 25, 2015
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Legit question...Who the fuck is buying these expensive ass headphones?
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I can't wrap my mind around people buying this shit but tons of people do.
 

redneck

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Jan 18, 2015
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Everyone should buy Bitcoin with their stimulus check.

^=$600 of BTC will be worth $900 next week, and $90,000 in a year from now.
 

Lou Dog

Went to the Moon
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Jan 17, 2015
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Legit question...Who the fuck is buying these expensive ass headphones?
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I can't wrap my mind around people buying this shit but tons of people do.
I buy 350-400 dollar headphones for work(hearing protection from chainsaws and heavy equipment)
I buy a warranty though and I go thru 3 pairs per year so it is more like 3 for 500

for 549 those headphones better tickle my butthole and cook me dinner...I don't trust apple
 
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