General What's the longest relationship you've had/have without marriage?

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  1. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    The one on the beach or Hillsboro? Been to them all and also Delivery Dudes them. I also like the Whales Rib across the way in Deerfield.
     
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    Boynton, usually, just because it’s closer to me. I like sitting outside in Delray when the weather is nice.

    I have yet to go to Whales Rib, but I’ve been meaning to.
     
  3. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    I was at Muscle Beach in Delray on Sunday. Nice day out.
     
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    I was at work. It was dead there, but a gorgeous day outside. I was like “why am I even here?”

    I’m headed to Connecticut tomorrow, so I am excited to get away from the heat.
     
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    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Enjoy your trip. I'm not going anywhere until June.
     
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    I have this for eleven days and then the wedding in Colorado in September.
     
  7. Galt

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    About 4 years.
     
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  8. Schlong2

    Schlong2 Prince Phillip is a sloppy bitch
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    Marriage ain't for me. I've already told my folks not to expect legitimate grandchildren.

    The trouble I have with marriage is that I get bored less than a year into any relationship I've been in. The ones that last longer I come to despise, and the couple that last I to a second year I hate more that bin laden


    Plus I can't remember who said it but it rings true


    "I can't even jerk off to the same porn clip twice! How am I supposed to promise to wanna fuck the same woman for the rest of my life??"
     
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  9. Wild

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    2-3 years. Been with my wife for 17 & she’ll be my last. We’re ride or die.
     
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    Thuglife13 TMMAC Grand Poobah

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  11. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    2 years
     
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    Why did he break up?
     
  13. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    This time it was actually a girl
    She was a slutty Italian girl and she just owned me.....lived in Verona NJ and absolutely put me in my place.....friends with her on Facebook and she came over to London twice, once when I was married and once when I was single - haven’t been able to hook up those times........she’s been married for donkeys years and I get the sense she’s back on her slutty wagon
     
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    Met an Italian chick from Venice on New Years Eve 2000, memorable experience.
     
  15. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    You're from NJ living across the pond?
     
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    He used to be an accountant for the mafia.
     
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  17. Filthy

    Filthy Too dumb to win, too tough to Ignore

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    Dated my wife for 5 before marriage...norhing else for more than a year.
     
  18. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    My relationships with women outside of marriage have been poor. On and off again with them etc. None more than a year without a break up or something happening. It wasn't until I got married that I understood how relationships work and their importance and treated them as such.

    My first Wife I was with for 12 years and my second Wife I have been with for 13 years now.

    Both relationships are easily responsible for some of the best moments of my life.
     
  19. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    How is your wife doing?
     
  20. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    She is doing well.

    We're at the stage now that she is trying to get her driver's license back so we can then look at her return to work.

    We do therapy together every day for physical issues and cognitive games etc too.

    Her recovery has been remarkable.

    We're in the tough grind now though. These are the days that no one really sees. Everyone knows she's going to be ok, but we're now working on getting her back to her lifestyle and that's harder.

    There are days of tears and days of determination, but we hold on to each other and if one slips and falls, the other picks them up and carried them until they can walk again.
     
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  21. Never_Rolled

    Never_Rolled Dad motherfucker of the planet

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    Very happy to hear that. Your a good guy to be there for her.
     
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  22. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    I'm honestly very uncomfortable with people telling how much of a good guy I am for being there.

    In my head this is what a spouse should do for the person they love and married with the intent to spend the rest of their life with.

    So I find it weird that people actually do otherwise.

    So mostly when the topic starts down this road I divert the attention to my Wife.

    She loves to chat and be social.

    I love to smile and see how pretty she is, inside and out.
     
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    U seem like a good guy in general, I won't get into specifics
     
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  24. Hong Kong Schlong2

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    11 years it took for true colors to appear
     
  25. Lamont Cranston

    Lamont Cranston Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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    Well, I can say this I guess. I don't worry about relationships that are destructive and have no problem walking away from them and not holding on to anger etc but if I am in your corner and you're in trouble, I'll go down with the ship before I quit on you.
     
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