You think I would have brought more attention to those lugs with earrings?
I had plastic surgery remember?!
Lifestyle What's the most notification you woke up to?
- Thread starter SongExotic2
- Start date
I had plastic surgery remember?!
I thought that was just your face, I always forget it was your ears too
Can you still wiggle them?
I can’t even wiggle my toes independently, what do you reckon?
Can you still wiggle them?
That’s a close representation of my dad who I inherited them from though.
I go thru purple patches. The thing is I'm not bothered . If I was bothered I'd just go on a dating app or get a hooker. Both of which I've done before. But the easiest option would just be go pull some sub standard at the weekend. I'm not bothered tho
Purple headed custard chucking ; )
Yeah I know. I know there are success stories but I've only had one blind date and it didn't end well so I'd be pretty put off too.
Oh I had a 3 year relationship off a dating app. Hated the bitch for 2.5 tho. It's all the rage these days.
I think I'm just gonna go for long weekends in europe to pull women. If it starts to bother me
Fuck sake m8, I’ll get you some nice milfs
you should be his life coach
I have a nice milf on the hook. I think she dropped her phone or some shit tho.
Yea fuck that, he'd be like that weird fucker off fox catcher who never wrestled
he could show you the way around a hooters though
Bullshit. He doesn't have a Hooters. He lives in leiLeices which doesn't have one. Nottingham has one (9 miles from me) and I think Liverpool was the second City to get one a few years back.
Nottingham was famously the only copy in the UK to have a branch of that shitty ass chain for years
However! My first ever crush worked in Hooters when we grew up and she had turned into a nice bit of crumpet. I'd definitely trade any ten shags for a go on her she's bang tidy. Alas It never happened
Is it only women who drop their phones? Mine's smashed to hell front and back.
Gimme her Facebook, I'll hook you up. As seen here with me getting Baroni and Ebersole on a podcast here, I'm really good at it.
I have a Redbelt in smashing phones. Get a cover as soon as you get it, and before you get it ask me, I've gone almost 9 months without smashing this one at all. Before that I broke 2 Samsung S7 in about 6 weeks
Yea right fuck that. Bitch all uppity now. Probably thinks metal gear solid 5 isn't the best in the series knowing my luck, and I don't wanna murder a ho, ya feel?
I ordered a case as soon as I ordered the phone but smashed the fuck out of the back of it before it arrived in a Buffalo Bills anger rampage, then dropped it on its front the other day. It wasn't an intentional Buffalo Bills rampage, I just knocked it flying off the table.
Don't even use it until it's got a case. I've had mine for 9 months. No cracks. World record
10 from your mom she make the hang dang feel good
HNNNGGG!
HNNNGGG!
My last phone I just had a see through rubber case that bounced when I dropped it. Now I have a Nine Inch Nails one which has done fuck all for protection.
I should sue Trent Reznor.