NSFW When every thread turns into Community Chit Chat

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  1. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Randy who
     
  2. Outlaw Shit

    Outlaw Shit Positive Energy
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    the natural has a solo nude sextape/selfie out
    captain america yo
     
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  3. Shit Plate

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    Solo nude? How does that happen. Angry ex? Just saw him on impractical joker's last week
     
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    I think he webcams himself nude to chicks or dudes or something...I haven't watched it, but saw screenshots on Taco Bell
     
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  5. Shit Plate

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    I heard gegard mousasi has a hog bigger than a large water bottle. Bert kreisher was in a sauna w him no homo
     
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  6. Shit Plate

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    Btw I'm sure no one is gona believe this either or care, but this evening I'm fucking a girl who turned 18 in the last month. She is a friend of the girl who just got arrested. Had sex w her few days ago. Was the tightest pussy I've ever had by far. Like I could put the tip in and someone jump on my back and it still would only go in an inch. She just called me at work. Weeeeeeee. Yes I know my life is shallow. I should read more books and pet a puppy. I can't wait!! Could produce a pic later but no one would believe it anyway so suck it
     
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  7. Shang TsOng2

    Shang TsOng2 The real Slim Shady Song
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    Have you seen her birth certificate?
     
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  8. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Real Heroes Ride Dragons

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    Only part of the paragraph that was true
     
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  10. Miesha's Taint

    Miesha's Taint SONG YA DONG

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    Southpaw Couture

    Someone should use that as a screen name
     
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  11. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    So what did your friends get framed for?

    What is your gf in jail for?

    What kind of job do you do that allows you to make big bucks while surfing internet forums at work?


    Typical millennial.. everyone should handle you with kid gloves right?

    Helping you is pointing out your character flaws and failures in judgement. Coddling those behaviors just allows you to continue on as is.

    See, you just proved my previous statement correct. Your girlfriend, 'who is sitting in jail', is an idiot.
     
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  12. Shit Plate

    Shit Plate Well-Known Member

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    Hi

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    Bye
     
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  13. Robbie Hart

    Robbie Hart I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    You watch impractical jokers?
     
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    :)
     
  15. Shit Plate

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    Ya sometimes
     
  16. Shit Plate

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    Btw that girl's pussy queefed while I was fingering her wen I pulled my finger out several times which I didn't even know was oossible

    Ok done taking bout it probly. Sry
     
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  18. Shit Plate

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    how many times u accuse me of lying and i post pics. arent we beyond that? i have pics of my ass surgery if you want. Im pretty open and dont lie. Her pussy is tight as shit. She is 18
     
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    and the prison calls are starting to roll in. The dude just called me. Girls will be calling me later. SO im getting 4 different ppl calling me from prison. yay
     
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    Meow
     
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  23. Shit Plate

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    Did the grown man who has had 30 different screen names all based on cats just call me creepy? Asking for a friend
     
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  24. Fuðflogi

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    This is what is known as an incel forum. I managed to threaten a girl to kill her last night night for no reason at all, bet I could make her queef though. And dude, just ignore mail order bride bitch, I posted pics of fresh stab wounds and she calls me fake, ducked @Rhino@Rhino for a roll in a gym. Straight up loser.
     
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  25. Shit Plate

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    Yeah I'm slowly learning that. I'm not tryna brag about what I do, just posting my life. (Ok maybe bragging about 18yr old) If it was a tv show id watch it. My GF is in jail on same block w girl I was just fucking. Going to end badly no doubt. I'ma break up w my GF. But can't do it while other girl still there. My GF would beat her ass. Idk. Fuck. Have a good nite bro
     
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