Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by KWingJitsu, Dec 4, 2019 at 2:41 AM.
Me vs anyone
Fight to win with no rules.
Ball grabber is an asshole (you won the fight and dude is done, move on) and they're both going to get their shit pushed in by their leadership.
somebody grabs your genitals, it's chimp-fight rules.
You bite their fucking ears and nose off, and then gouge out their eyes
I have always gone for the eyes first.
Perfect opener for a headbutt.
bunch of boots
Where from though?
army basic or some mos school
that's about the only time they share a squad bay
eyes are hard to get when someone is scrunching up their face and hiding their eyes, which is what they do as soon as they sense something coming for their eyes.
but you can almost always grab their ear with your hand or your teeth. Sink your canines into an ear or nose, and those eye are gonna open.
and then you can remind the person who tried to maim you why God gave you thumbs and gave them eyeballs.
can't imagine someone having a cell phone in boot, gotta be at school, no?
must be. too much freedom to fuck around especially
A tad bit drunk now but I am no stranger to fights. When in anything approaching a fight I usually put guys down hard on concrete, then they hug you and bite your shoulder. At that point their eyes are perfect fit for my thumb. Actually you I’ve never bit anyone in a fight, except when it’s over.
I eat their thighs.
that guy need a lock in a sock when he is asleep for that big meaniery
Dudes grabbing junk in a fight should get a beatdown
I had someone grab my gunk in a fight when I was 19. Had them in a headlock and they grabbed my gunk, hurt like a motherfucker so I kneed them in the head like a mad man.
I think we found the power bottom....