Which cellmate? {Poll}

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  • War machine

    Votes: 6 30.0%
  • Joe san

    Votes: 7 35.0%
  • Brett Rogers

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Cody east

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Hermes Franca

    Votes: 6 30.0%

  • Total voters
    20

kneeblock

Drapetomaniac
Apr 18, 2015
12,435
23,026
You get sent down for 25-life for stabbing Hillary during one of her lying fat bitch speeches.

Due to prison overcrowding you are forced to share a cell and these ones are the only options available. No solitary. Who you gonna room with?
It's posts like this that get me grant money to keep researching the internet. Keep it up!
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
gotta be Joe San. I get in a cell with one of those dudes and my best bet is to just try and kill him.

like my chances against JS, limited skill set, size, conditioning...pretty sure a solid BJJ blue belt with some boxing/wrestling might stand a chance. That same guy against any of the others gets killed and/or raped.
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
gotta be Joe San. I get in a cell with one of those dudes and my best bet is to just try and kill him.

like my chances against JS, limited skill set, size, conditioning...pretty sure a solid BJJ blue belt with some boxing/wrestling might stand a chance. That same guy against any of the others gets killed and/or raped.
Just to clarify.

If you kill your roommate you will just get another one.

Remember


There's no solitary confinement. Prison is too overcrowded.