Cinema Which member would you like to fight most

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  1. Lord Vutulaki

    Lord Vutulaki Banned

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    And how would you beat them?

    Im calling out @Jesus X@Jesus X for shitting on my Australia VS LA thread

    Id keep his stocky Mexican body at bay with my Dhalsim like reach and body odor peppering him with jabs then finishing him off when he screams "NO MAS"

    JK Jesus I love ya my little Speedy Gonzalez
     
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    I will feed you debilitating shots to your uterus!
     
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    I'm waiting. Sooooon.
     
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    I'll call out @Robbie Hart@Robbie Hart , we'd wrestle for a bit, think fuck it, this is stupid, and then go to the pub
     
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    I want to fight @KWingJitsu@KWingJitsu one leg kick and he'd butt scoot back to the safety of the 1st world.
     
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    Jdog93 Grrrrrrrr..

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    @Song2054@Song2054 and @Lars LeDouche@Lars LeDouche ...at the same time...while not listening to the Eagles...and wearing my Bj Penn black belt fight shorts.

    Tippy toes included.
     
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    @ECC170@ECC170 I would like to test my takedown defense.
     
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    Shinkicker For what it's worth

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    Lol, guess
     
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    In all seriousness I'd love to cripple silentsinger, not very gentlemanly of me.
     
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    Do you even scissor kick bro?
     
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    Song9 The real Slim Shady Song
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    @Splinty@Splinty on one his medium sized super yachts. first one to die loses!
     
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    Yes and it's Exceptionally quick as it starts from my tippy toes. Like wonderboy there's no tell. You're fucked.
     
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    Song9 The real Slim Shady Song
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    You would have more chance against the false prodigy bj Penn then you would against me. I once stabbed 4 people in the opening round of a league match on counterstrike. You can't teach that kind of killer instinct, you either have it or you don't. And you don't muchacho
     
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    Song9 The real Slim Shady Song
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    And then FUCK
     
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    i sense a bit of insecurity bro...sure you don't wanna come out the closet?

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    I wonder where that saying came from?
     
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    Boogeyman once stepped out and pounded a dude.
     
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    @Lord Vutulaki@Lord Vutulaki is this true? Why was you in a closet?
     
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