White says he’ll kill himself if Jones fails another drug test

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    Dana White said he will go to extreme measures if Jon Jones fails another drug test.

    Jones won back the UFC light heavyweight title with a dominant win over Alexander Gustafsson in the main event of UFC 232, which took place Saturday at The Forum in Inglewood, California. It marked his first fight since July 2017, when he knocked out Daniel Cormier to re-claim the 205-pound title before testing positive for a steroid metabolite.

    Historically, Jones’ most dangerous opponent has been himself — not a different fighter. “Bones” had had multiple run-ins with the law, including a 2015 hit-and-run, plus run-ins with USADA, the UFC’s anti-doping…


    Dana White: If Jon Jones fails another drug test, ‘I’m gonna kill myself’
     
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    RIP Dana
     
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    damn Jon, don't fail me now.
     
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    Grabs popcorn...

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    GFM for Dana’s funeral thread..
     
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    He joked right after that that he was sure that a lot of people would be happy about it if he did. Pretty funny.
     
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    Oscar going to be greasing some VADA palms with a quickness.
     
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    He has to be laughing.
     
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    It'll be interesting to see if the long-term turinabol metabolite only last exactly until the time they must "remain negative going forward."
     
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    what an idiotic thing to say. the face of the ufc right there.
     
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    Jon will never fail another drug test that isn't caused by long-term metabolites
     
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    You just ruined this thread by stopping my laughter but knowing you your post is some sort of genius spin that I’m too refuckted to understand.
     
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    So let me get this straight...

    TUF is a stupid idea that'll never work
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    Dana will kill himself if Jones tests positive again




    What'd I miss?
     
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    This one's for you scumbag egghead. It's been a fun ride full of lies, RIP.
     
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    I like Dana, you haters will one day say “well, Dana would have at least.......” once he’s gone from the sport.
     
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    if he is a man of his word he will be gone next time jones pisses hot which is inevitable.
     
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    As Bisping was saying, what are they going to do if he 'pulses' after this fight. As he should if the pulse excuse is legit?
     
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    Apparently Bones cussed some people out off-air, including Bisping, about that question.

    I think it is quite pertinent, and I don’t think Bisping was trying to take a dig at Jon either. He was just asking a legit question.
     
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