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Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by NotForgetGayJesus, Mar 16, 2019 at 2:36 AM.

  1. NotForgetGayJesus

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    Wanna start posting more here, so I’m putting out the feelers of activity. Land of Fags* always has at least a few manwhores lurking
     
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    I love the Land of fags* and all the people over there.

    I just can’t understand what the fuck is/was going on with all the bannings
     
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    This message board can't be compared to a large message board. We are smaller, and the name actually explains it, we are a community. This message board isn't large, so most know one another (online). Sure we have our trolls, our dipshits, our retards, our upstanding citizens like myself, but we all pretty much knkw one another in one way or another. We have members from all over the globe, but there will be higher traffic in US times as opposed to others, since much of the membership is from the US. If you want to check in when there is more activity, I would suggest on fight nights or weekends when there is more acidity at this hour.
     
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    Welcome to the forums mate
     
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    He's been here for years ya fukn goof
     
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    You are the goof....It is known.

    Have a nice night gaybod

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    I hope you fall down and a tarantula shits on you head
     
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    Great. Now I have to look up tarantula shit on Google. I have an inquiring mind, and I don't know if they drop rice pellets like a mouse, balls like deer and rabbit or giant fucking logs with an ice cream top twirl on top like a bear.

    Thanks for ruining my morning. By noon I will be an expert on tarantula shit.
     
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    Next look up tarantula hawk. One of those tried to get me. It was crawling in my shirt. It was scarier than the pictures you will find tho it was kinda blue because I was on an old military site and they probably dumped some chemtrails or some shit there back in the day
     
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    OK. They poop, but it's white and liquid kind of like a bird. They live off of the juices from other insects, so I guess it's not surprising that they don't drop solid scat.

    I also learned that younger tarantulas will molt once a month as they grow, and older tarantulas will only molt once every year or so. This is a very stressful time for the spider and they are quite vulnerable as they leave their old exoskeleton. You should never feed a tarantula during this time as a bite from a cricket could cause it great harm.
     
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    Thanks pal
     
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    We have them at the golf course where I work. Lots of rocks and rock work, so lots of tarantula hawks. They're cool as hell to see flying around looking for tarantulas to fuck up.
     
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    They scare the shit outta me. Apparently some weirdo went around getting stung by lots of creatures in the world for YouTube. He said tarrantula hawk was right up there with worst pain. Think number one was some weird ant that made him try to cut his arm off
     
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    TMMAC sentence of the year so far
     
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    Yep, #2. Described it as feeling like you dropped a toaster in the bathtub.

    Bullet ant is 1
     
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    It was made in jest . serious tho all the insects were massive and strange colors
     
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    Yeah, fuuuuuuck that noise.

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    Some assassin's Creed shit there
     
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