General Who Has Been To Dubai & Has Travel Tips?

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  1. KWingJitsu

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    I'm going to visit durka durka land as some of you heathens refer to it.

    Already studying this thread closely and promise not to curse on WhatsApp: Man in Dubai faces $68,000 fine for Swearing on WhatsApp

    If I was smarter, I would timed it better to watch Khabib hump Poirier at UFC 242, but I leave before then. Oh well.

    Any info on how to shit on western girls' chests (those who get this, get this lol) and/or other fine forms of entertainment?
     
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    Atto Jon Snow is a pussy

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    If you have sex and get caught then you will get jailed. Saw this on episode of locked up abroad.
     
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    I will probably never go flight is like 20 hours long from here . the skydiving is the only thing I would want to do there.
     
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    I once paid Arianny to shit on my hair in Oman.
     
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    I have to respect your decision to do it in oman. The exchange rate there is phenomenal.
     
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  7. KWingJitsu

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    Winner winner chicken dinner. Lol.
    I'm glad someone here is old school enough to get that reference.
     
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    I got it too ;)
     
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    One time In Qatar I paid arianny to shit on my foot
     
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    Copy cat.
     
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  11. KWingJitsu

    KWingJitsu ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?

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    Well I'm here, and this thread is surprisingly bare.
    There seems to be a lot of tourist shit to do, so...
     
  12. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’ve been but stayed in the hotel Atlantis pretty much the entire time

    Went to Lego land with my daughter and my cunt ex wife but can say that it’s worth it as there were fuck all people there at the time

    Also, visit the former biggest mall in the world.....expensive, but worth it

    Don’t get lost

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    Dress up like a letterbox
     
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    Wouldn’t dressing as a toilet be more useful?
     
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    This isn't about Ariana

    Her day has passed
     
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