Lifestyle Who here is a hacker?

[SuperPig]

I had an Eskimo girlfriend once, iirc nobody else here has banged one.

I have. She lived on a Christmas tree farm.

Now she's back in Alaska.

 

[Hauler]

I have. She lived on a Christmas tree farm.

Now she's back in Alaska.

When she lived on the Christmas tree farm, was she just practicing for Alaska? Because Alaska is basically the mother of all Christmas tree farms.

 

[SCADA]

So no hackers here or what?

What do you want?

 

[Rambo John J]

 

[Robbie Hart]

Wait a minute, this request for help is still open?

How did this slip through the cracks?

@Splinty this didn’t get added to the list automatically?

 

[SCADA]

The man wanted to pay in peanuts...

What am I a fuking elephant?

 

[anon_7832587268]

I'm a pentester, what do you need.

 

[SongExotic2]

I'm a pentester, what do you need.

Well first things first, thanks for the speedy response.

Second


What the fuck is a pentester?

 

[anon_7832587268]

Well first things first, thanks for the speedy response.

Second


What the fuck is a pentester?

I get paid to hack networks and web apps. It's offensive security, we find the ways in before the bad guys.

 

[SongExotic2]

I get paid to hack networks and web apps. It's offensive security, we find the ways in before the bad guys.

Okay can you do that to this website?

 

[anon_7832587268]

Okay can you do that to this website?

Don't know, depends if it's vulnerable or not. I don't have permission to test this site so I'm not going to check

 

[SongExotic2]

Don't know, depends if it's vulnerable or not. I don't have permission to test this site so I'm not going to check

@Splinty

Would appreciate any feedback I'm sure, provided the stuff you do isn't gonna fuck the site up or anything. I'm speaking out of turn tho.


I actually wanted to see if anyone could make me a script that bumps 50 threads at once. I wanna shitbomb this place

 

[anon_7832587268]

Lol

 

[Splinty]

@Splinty

Would appreciate any feedback I'm sure, provided the stuff you do isn't gonna fuck the site up or anything. I'm speaking out of turn tho.


I actually wanted to see if anyone could make me a script that bumps 50 threads at once. I wanna shitbomb this place

That would be easy once you are a member. I would then also press one button and dump them and ban your account.
It would not be possible for newer users.

I get paid to hack networks and web apps. It's offensive security, we find the ways in before the bad guys.

Hack me bro.

 

[SongExotic2]

That would be easy once you are a member. I would then also press one button and dump them and ban your account.
It would not be possible for newer users.




Hack me bro.

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[SongExotic2]

 

[anon_7832587268]

That would be easy once you are a member. I would then also press one button and dump them and ban your account.
It would not be possible for newer users.




Hack me bro.

Would you really allow me to run an unintrusive pentest? I would love to and I will submit any findings. I won't brute for anything nor social engineer anybody.

 

[Splinty]

Would you really allow me to run an unintrusive pentest? I would love to and I will submit any findings. I won't brute for anything nor social engineer anybody.

Yes. Any deficits would be helpful info!

 

[jimmy boogaloo]

fuck him up son

 

[anon_7832587268]

cool, I will probably do it this weekend. What information do you want from me so I don't get banned as a potential threat?

 

[jimmy boogaloo]

What the fuck is a pentester?

like a willy-gazer, only more grabby.

 

[Rambo John J]

fuck him up son

lol

 

[SongExotic2]

Yes. Any deficits would be helpful info!

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