Christ. I would rather eat some bear grylls type shit before I would eat that cake. If I was served that cake I could only hope they gave me Tim Sylvias panties as a napkin, to lighten up that experience.
I would rather come home from work early and find 15 pairs of size 22 air Jordans outside my front door
if they ever reboot the saw series I bet jigsaw feeds this to someone and the movie gets banned.