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La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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If this is like a cuck thing then I'll pass... Otherwise I got you.
I know for a fact that Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken can't handle strong eye contact, especially if you have that "Wtf is he looking at" face. If we both do this from his walk out to the bell I won't have to thrown a single slap.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
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Why do I get ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon ?
Have you seen his profile pic? He's retarded. I take no joy in beating up the mentally handicapped.

Unless there's money involved. Then it's go time.
 

SuperPig

Enjoy yourselves
Aug 7, 2015
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51,737
Why do I get ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon ?
Have you seen his profile pic? He's retarded. I take no joy in beating up the mentally handicapped.

Unless there's money involved. Then it's go time.
Wanna trade?

I don't want to hit a woman but I have no problem cracking the skull of the handicapped. Those fuckers have gotten a free ride for too long as far as I'm concerned.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,569
57,917
Wanna trade?

I don't want to hit a woman but I have no problem cracking the skull of the handicapped. Those fuckers have gotten a free ride for too long as far as I'm concerned.
Hell no. nuraknu @nuraknu is the nicest person in the world. If anyone does her harm it's a one way ticket to hell.
 

ShatsBassoon

Throwing bombs & banging moms
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Jan 14, 2015
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Why do I get ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon ?
Have you seen his profile pic? He's retarded. I take no joy in beating up the mentally handicapped.

Unless there's money involved. Then it's go time.
You underestimate retard strength that's your first mistake.
This is simply a lose lose for you. If you win you beat a retard, if you win you got beat by a retard.
ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon wins by default, Hauler @Hauler never showed up
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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honest question man
I am fighting a large man with an average penis
He has small weak hands, I have large strong hands

I figure if we get a grip on each other's penises my large hands are gonna cause a tap out submission, while his small hands are trying to figure out how to apply force to my above average penis.

That is how I see the fight going down if these fights are in the Nude.
 
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honest question man
I am fighting a large man with an average penis
He has small weak hands, I have large strong hands

I figure if we get a grip on each other's penises my large hands are gonna cause a tap out submission, while his small hands are trying to figure out how to apply force to my above average penis.

That is how I see the fight going down if these fights are in the Nude.
I’m getting pretty close to changing the match up to you v me budz
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
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Jan 17, 2015
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I’m getting pretty close to changing the match up to you v me budz
I think it is better that way.
Ex Roofer on Ex Roofer crime
Old football player vs Old football player
Lebanese vs Jewish

Can we do it in the nude?

How small is your penis?
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
Was chatting with that big meanie @conor mcgregor nut hugger

We started playing a game

Interested if you guys wanna play too ... so who would win a fight:

Wild @Wild v Splinty @Splinty
Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken v La Paix @BirdWatcher
@Bones Nose v @Rhino
Hauler @Hauler v ShatsBassoon @ShatsBassoon
@Miesha's Taint v @song2
Disciplined Galt @Elrond v Too swole to control @Fraud Baby
Leigh @Leigh v @Shlomo Lars
Rambo John J @Frank Armitage v @conor mcgregor nut hugger
jason73 @jason73 v Freeloading Rusty @MC Gusto
HEATH VON DOOM @HEATH VON DOOM v Robbie Hart @Robbie Hart
BeardOfKnowledge @JonJonesBeard v Filthy @Filthy
SuperPig @Willthiswork v nuraknu @nuraknu

all fights are hand to hand with no weapons
i'm more intimidated by JonJonesExtendedFingers, but BeardOfKnowledge @JonJonesBeard is a tough matchup. His beard is like the hair of Samson, except instead of the storing the power of a righteous God, it's stores the power of advanced biomedical picoPEDs.
 

Sex Chicken

Exotic Dancer
Sep 8, 2015
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La Paix @BirdWatcher is a tough draw for the first round. In my opinion I should have been seeded and got a walk over in the first round like nuraknu @nuraknu. Don’t get me wrong she’s a gamer but her chin is shot from too many wars in the gym. She doesn’t really train anymore besides movement exercises with a “self-awareness” coach and head butt drills in the woods. I think I destroy her in the first round and make it look easy.

I still like my chances against Birdwatcher. He is a black belt in BJJ, and I only wrested in high school, but he is in that Dojo bubble where he only fights other highly trained fighters. I will be using angles he’s never seen before, as well as unorthodox spinning attacks, and disorienting high pitched shrieks. It should be an interesting clash of styles.