Lifestyle Why Are Vegetable So Terrible?

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BeardOfKnowledge

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Seriously, they all suck. What's the best one? Like, carrots? No wonder people don't eat enough of them, they're awful.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

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You’re not the guy who made the thread about some guy mounting you and licking your nipples, are you?
No, sir. I was just thinking to myself all the vegetables I like are actually fruits, and then tried to figure out what the deal is with vegetables.
 

MMAPlaywright

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How is that possible? What are your top 5 vegetables?
Today: I had a huge salad at lunch. Probably three cups of spring mix, one baked sweet potato cut up into it, a cup of steamed cauliflower, probably half a cup of broccoli, a huge amount of purple onion in there. To night, another sweet potato, another cup of steamed cauliflower and a cup of steamed broccoli. I put olive oil and balsamic vinegar on it.
 

ShatsBassoon

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Try making a thai coconut cream curry dish with whichever veggies you choose. I usually go with mushroom, bell peppers, butternut squash, cauliflower and broccoli with some almonds.

Game changer
 

Rambo John J

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How is that possible? What are your top 5 vegetables?
Cilantro
Beets
Garlic
Onion
Radish
Cilantro
Carrots
Peppers
Tri Tip
Cabbage
Asper.a.gas
Arugula
squash
Celery

I grow all of those that we eat, lots of them...some are in the ground as we speak
 

MMAPlaywright

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No, sir. I was just thinking to myself all the vegetables I like are actually fruits, and then tried to figure out what the deal is with vegetables.
I hear you.

I’m one of those weird people who don’t mind eating the same thing most of the time. I love vegetables and have formed certain eating habits. Everyone in my family but me ate or eats like an uncouth moron and they all became diabetic. It had an impact on me.

Don’t get me wrong, I love what I eat but I’m sure it looks weird.
 

ThatOneDude

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Broccoli is fucking amazing
Carrots are awesome
Zucchini and squash, great
Green beans, the shit
Peas, also amazing.
 

Rambo John J

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I’m partial to Terry Schiavo, personally.

Brussel Sprouts
Corn
Asparagus
Collard Green
and Snap peas are all great. Fuck sweat peas though.
sweat peas are disgusting, they taste a bit salty or something