General Why did it have to be snakes?

[RaginCajun]

 

[Mix6APlix]

Ran over a rabbit. Then on the way home overheated my engine since i had lost my oil plug and got stranded in an amish town called Arcola illinois. Luckily we had a 2 cases of red white and blue premium american lager which i am pretty sure is flavored with racoon piss.

 

[Sex Chicken]

I used to have a Colombian boa that was 6 feet long......docile as fuck

Now I have to picture a teenage @Robbie Hart prancing around his bedroom with a full mullet, singing along to Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run”, using a snake as a microphone.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Now I have to picture a teenage @Robbie Hart prancing around his bedroom with a full mullet, singing along to Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run”, using a snake as a microphone.

Don't need no fleshlight tonight.